@otoddles.bsky.social
Aotearoa. Middle aged middle manager craft beer wanker wannabe footballing DJ.
That has to be the nicest gym I've ever seen.
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
That has to be the nicest gym I've ever seen.
The last two Chelsea results are all the fault of @liberopodcast.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The last two Chelsea results are all the fault of @liberopodcast.bsky.social
The World Cup draw, coming to you live from Hell.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The World Cup draw, coming to you live from Hell.
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It's 4,000 BC.
You are immortal.
The Egyptian pyramids have not yet been built.
You decide to save $10,000 EVERY DAY, never spending a cent.
6025 years later, it's 2025.
You still don't have as much money as Gina Rinehart.
TAX. THE. FUCKING. BILLIONAIRES.
🐝
#auspol
You are immortal.
The Egyptian pyramids have not yet been built.
You decide to save $10,000 EVERY DAY, never spending a cent.
6025 years later, it's 2025.
You still don't have as much money as Gina Rinehart.
TAX. THE. FUCKING. BILLIONAIRES.
🐝
#auspol
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It's 4,000 BC.
You are immortal.
The Egyptian pyramids have not yet been built.
You decide to save $10,000 EVERY DAY, never spending a cent.
6025 years later, it's 2025.
You still don't have as much money as Gina Rinehart.
TAX. THE. FUCKING. BILLIONAIRES.
🐝
#auspol
You are immortal.
The Egyptian pyramids have not yet been built.
You decide to save $10,000 EVERY DAY, never spending a cent.
6025 years later, it's 2025.
You still don't have as much money as Gina Rinehart.
TAX. THE. FUCKING. BILLIONAIRES.
🐝
#auspol
With the kids playing in a closed golf course, so much park to explore
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
With the kids playing in a closed golf course, so much park to explore
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Airstrikes don’t “test” a ceasefire. They break a ceasefire. Language isn’t that hard, media. Neither is professionalism and bravery.
BREAKING: At least 24 people are dead and 54 wounded after Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began in October, officials say.
Israel launches strikes in Gaza ceasefire's latest test as hospitals say 20 killed
Israel's military says it has launched new airstrikes against Hamas militants in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began on October 10.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Airstrikes don’t “test” a ceasefire. They break a ceasefire. Language isn’t that hard, media. Neither is professionalism and bravery.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
So grim. Infantino struggling to get in shot.
🚨🤳🏼 Cristiano Ronaldo’s selfie after visiting president Donald Trump at the White House. @DavidSacks 📸
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
So grim. Infantino struggling to get in shot.
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The time a New Plymouth motorcycle club bought Jethro Tull to their small town: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwV...
Magog MC & Jethro Tull
YouTube video by OxKilmister
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The time a New Plymouth motorcycle club bought Jethro Tull to their small town: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwV...
The time a New Plymouth motorcycle club bought Jethro Tull to their small town: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwV...
Magog MC & Jethro Tull
YouTube video by OxKilmister
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The time a New Plymouth motorcycle club bought Jethro Tull to their small town: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwV...
Why the calling it "War dances/cries"??
📢 Tonga and New Zealand perform their respective war cries before their Pacific Championships.
👉 More news/weather bots
👉 More news/weather bots
War dances set the tone
www.smh.com.au
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Why the calling it "War dances/cries"??
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The rise of australia in this is nuts
On the one hand: Interesting just how long post-imperial Britain could cling on to its relative economic position. On the other hand: Yikes.
www.ft.com/content/d70c...
www.ft.com/content/d70c...
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The rise of australia in this is nuts
Home Improvement was... actually saving the world?
October 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Home Improvement was... actually saving the world?
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Off with his head.
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after 'discussion with King'
He has been under increasing pressure for his links with late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, with calls for the Palace to take action.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Off with his head.
The Silent Service is a silly but great submarine TV show. Multiple subs, crazy tactics, pushing the limits, blow main tanks!
It’s time we had more movies about submarines and I’m sick and fucking tired of having to say this obvious truth!
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The Silent Service is a silly but great submarine TV show. Multiple subs, crazy tactics, pushing the limits, blow main tanks!
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Bressa Creeting Cake - Palm Singing [NZ, Indie-Pop] (1997)
https://redd.it/88uoz9
https://youtu.be/pAlXRp7JslQ
https://redd.it/88uoz9
https://youtu.be/pAlXRp7JslQ
Bressa Creeting Cake - Palm Singing [NZ, Indie-Pop] (1997)
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Bressa Creeting Cake - Palm Singing [NZ, Indie-Pop] (1997)
https://redd.it/88uoz9
https://youtu.be/pAlXRp7JslQ
https://redd.it/88uoz9
https://youtu.be/pAlXRp7JslQ
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#BringSamHome
Winston Peters and Chris Luxon, may your ancestors haunt your asses.
Winston Peters and Chris Luxon, may your ancestors haunt your asses.
Kiwi teen Samuel Leason detained by Israel allegedly ‘roughed up, treated badly’, claims dad
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/kiwi-teen...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/kiwi-teen...
Watch: Kiwi teen detained by Israel allegedly ‘roughed up, treated badly’, claims dad
Samuel Leason was detained when the flotilla was intercepted by Israel last Monday.
www.nzherald.co.nz
October 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
#BringSamHome
Winston Peters and Chris Luxon, may your ancestors haunt your asses.
Winston Peters and Chris Luxon, may your ancestors haunt your asses.
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So we have to work longer, support adult kids AND except poor working conditions and low wages.
Huh.
I wonder why some people are striking this month...
Huh.
I wonder why some people are striking this month...
October 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
So we have to work longer, support adult kids AND except poor working conditions and low wages.
Huh.
I wonder why some people are striking this month...
Huh.
I wonder why some people are striking this month...
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Three major crashes today on roads where the current NZ govt *increased* the speed limit (previously lowered for safety reasons) in pursuit of "productivity"?
Serious injuries. Lengthy closures. Costly disruptions to lives, whānau, the transport network, our health system. This is not productive. 😞
Serious injuries. Lengthy closures. Costly disruptions to lives, whānau, the transport network, our health system. This is not productive. 😞
September 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Three major crashes today on roads where the current NZ govt *increased* the speed limit (previously lowered for safety reasons) in pursuit of "productivity"?
Serious injuries. Lengthy closures. Costly disruptions to lives, whānau, the transport network, our health system. This is not productive. 😞
Serious injuries. Lengthy closures. Costly disruptions to lives, whānau, the transport network, our health system. This is not productive. 😞
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get absolutely fucked you embarrassing clown of a man
September 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
get absolutely fucked you embarrassing clown of a man
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Scotty Morrison’s greatest Te Karere sign-offs, ranked
Scotty Morrison’s greatest Te Karere sign-offs, ranked
Just when you think the news is over, the magic begins....
thespinoff.co.nz
September 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Scotty Morrison’s greatest Te Karere sign-offs, ranked
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Luxon himself handed me the Prime Minister's science prize last year. Let me say this in plain English: he's an idiot for running a govt who budgeted more for AI than for the Marsden fund. any journo reading this can quote me on it #nzpol
September 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Luxon himself handed me the Prime Minister's science prize last year. Let me say this in plain English: he's an idiot for running a govt who budgeted more for AI than for the Marsden fund. any journo reading this can quote me on it #nzpol