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that quote uncle "breakfast for two" was barely breakfast for one 🙄🙄🙄 /j
February 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
that quote uncle "breakfast for two" was barely breakfast for one 🙄🙄🙄 /j
I'm such a big fan of the redemption arc of zoos. 150 years ago they were horrific inhumane places of torture and now they spearhead conservation efforts and wildlife education it's pretty sick
February 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I'm such a big fan of the redemption arc of zoos. 150 years ago they were horrific inhumane places of torture and now they spearhead conservation efforts and wildlife education it's pretty sick
who up hazarding they guess rn
January 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
who up hazarding they guess rn
feels like a medieval king pulling up a yt video on the ipad while playing scrabble on my phone like asking a jester to summarise current affairs in a funny way while I exercise my mind by playing chess with a court eunich
January 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
feels like a medieval king pulling up a yt video on the ipad while playing scrabble on my phone like asking a jester to summarise current affairs in a funny way while I exercise my mind by playing chess with a court eunich
Who is Creating The Non-Human Army
YouTube video by hankschannel
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December 4, 2024 at 12:01 PM
green apple flavoured
December 2, 2024 at 7:15 PM
green apple flavoured
Berry flavoured
December 2, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Berry flavoured
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bellowing "TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD!" and standing up from a poker table 0.4 seconds after sitting down
November 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
bellowing "TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD!" and standing up from a poker table 0.4 seconds after sitting down
do u have or have u ever owned a lava lamp . would u recommend a lava lamp 4 a lava lamp noob in the good year of our lord soon to be 2025
December 1, 2024 at 8:56 AM
do u have or have u ever owned a lava lamp . would u recommend a lava lamp 4 a lava lamp noob in the good year of our lord soon to be 2025
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why don’t people understand that i truly prefer to watch people play games than actually play them 😭😭
November 30, 2024 at 2:01 PM
why don’t people understand that i truly prefer to watch people play games than actually play them 😭😭
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I’ve probably eaten 40,000 Pringle’s in my life. Maybe 50,000. It’s about damn time you folks show me the respect I deserve.
November 30, 2024 at 7:16 AM
I’ve probably eaten 40,000 Pringle’s in my life. Maybe 50,000. It’s about damn time you folks show me the respect I deserve.
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Christmas is a Die Hard movie
November 30, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Christmas is a Die Hard movie
I need a tree where I can drag n drop its parts into each other like a shitty satisfying mobile game and it projects an ad into the ceiling every 3 parts
I need a tree that assembles itself like voltron
November 30, 2024 at 7:22 AM
I need a tree where I can drag n drop its parts into each other like a shitty satisfying mobile game and it projects an ad into the ceiling every 3 parts
this is giving akira / lava lamp / arcade carpet / a short film called city of the future that goes from black n white to colour half way through
November 30, 2024 at 5:13 AM
this is giving akira / lava lamp / arcade carpet / a short film called city of the future that goes from black n white to colour half way through
me looking for more MOR hand cream in the free sample tube a friend gave me from her hotel room bc spending $11AUD on it would be silly
Looking in a completely empty tub of butter and thinking “I will not give up, I will discover more butter, within this completely butterless box”
November 30, 2024 at 5:08 AM
me looking for more MOR hand cream in the free sample tube a friend gave me from her hotel room bc spending $11AUD on it would be silly
I aspire to try my best like this
Athanasius Kircher's drawings of Buddha on a lotus, and the Egyptian pyramids, from only vague descriptions. Guys he did his best
November 30, 2024 at 4:58 AM
I aspire to try my best like this
when ur bad at smth it just means it will take u longer. give urself the grace & time to achieve the same result
started Xmas present shopping in Oct vry slowly collecting a pile of presents. if I can't make decisions fast enough then I'll just start earlier. shopping is fun even if I'm bad at it
started Xmas present shopping in Oct vry slowly collecting a pile of presents. if I can't make decisions fast enough then I'll just start earlier. shopping is fun even if I'm bad at it
November 30, 2024 at 4:47 AM
when ur bad at smth it just means it will take u longer. give urself the grace & time to achieve the same result
started Xmas present shopping in Oct vry slowly collecting a pile of presents. if I can't make decisions fast enough then I'll just start earlier. shopping is fun even if I'm bad at it
started Xmas present shopping in Oct vry slowly collecting a pile of presents. if I can't make decisions fast enough then I'll just start earlier. shopping is fun even if I'm bad at it
never buy anything while considering the crossed out price. consider how much you will enjoy the item regardless of the price paid.
im here to remind you that the monitor youre about to buy was not originally $250 before black friday. it was only $150 and they raised it, then marked it down… so you are in fact paying the same price you wouldve paid yesterday.
happy black friday 💜
happy black friday 💜
November 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
never buy anything while considering the crossed out price. consider how much you will enjoy the item regardless of the price paid.
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Oh you have a computer problem? Have you gone into the forest about it? Touched the worn and oddly warm stone altar about it? Descended the moss-blanketed stairs into the dark below about it?
Then fuck off back to windows, buddy. You're not spiritually ready for HengeOS.
Then fuck off back to windows, buddy. You're not spiritually ready for HengeOS.
November 29, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Oh you have a computer problem? Have you gone into the forest about it? Touched the worn and oddly warm stone altar about it? Descended the moss-blanketed stairs into the dark below about it?
Then fuck off back to windows, buddy. You're not spiritually ready for HengeOS.
Then fuck off back to windows, buddy. You're not spiritually ready for HengeOS.
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It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool
November 30, 2024 at 12:57 AM
It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool
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i threw out an old PC and i couldn't get the hard drive out so i poured a bunch of honey and maple syrup on it, stuffed a dead fish into it and then pissed and shit on it, so if my identity gets stolen i will know i still won
November 29, 2024 at 8:21 PM
i threw out an old PC and i couldn't get the hard drive out so i poured a bunch of honey and maple syrup on it, stuffed a dead fish into it and then pissed and shit on it, so if my identity gets stolen i will know i still won
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I’ve shortened my shipping time on my etsy for the holidays 🎄✨
#art #artist #etsy #shopsmall #holidays
#art #artist #etsy #shopsmall #holidays
November 29, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I’ve shortened my shipping time on my etsy for the holidays 🎄✨
#art #artist #etsy #shopsmall #holidays
#art #artist #etsy #shopsmall #holidays
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just heard the term "natural born leader" and imagined a 16 month old staging a revolt aganst a nursery
November 30, 2024 at 1:16 AM
just heard the term "natural born leader" and imagined a 16 month old staging a revolt aganst a nursery
probably a Popcap game (they all hold a special place in my heart).
Fun fact: Americans call them 'video games' due to the popularity of arcade machines & later, home/handheld consoles. I think it's similar with Japan. Countries that skipped out on arcades & consoles call them 1/2
Fun fact: Americans call them 'video games' due to the popularity of arcade machines & later, home/handheld consoles. I think it's similar with Japan. Countries that skipped out on arcades & consoles call them 1/2
What's the FIRST video game you ever played?
Is it still special to you?
Is it still special to you?
November 30, 2024 at 12:28 AM
probably a Popcap game (they all hold a special place in my heart).
Fun fact: Americans call them 'video games' due to the popularity of arcade machines & later, home/handheld consoles. I think it's similar with Japan. Countries that skipped out on arcades & consoles call them 1/2
Fun fact: Americans call them 'video games' due to the popularity of arcade machines & later, home/handheld consoles. I think it's similar with Japan. Countries that skipped out on arcades & consoles call them 1/2