God Emperor Paul
@ovid9.bsky.social
he/him over 40. metal, cats, books, anxiety. borderline socialist. always fucking tired.
"That city sewer slut's the vibe."
"That city sewer slut's the vibe."
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This is why they want us talking about day care scams.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is why they want us talking about day care scams.
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The fraud claims have already been debunked. The cruelty is the point.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration says it's freezing child care funds to Minnesota after a series of fraud schemes in recent years.
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The fraud claims have already been debunked. The cruelty is the point.
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起きない犬🐶
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
December 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
起きない犬🐶
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
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Ruin two bands by combining them:
Acid Bathory
Acid Bathory
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Eyehatesatan
Eyehatesatan
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Acid Bathory
Acid Bathory
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Published same day…
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Published same day…
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December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This is a remarkable stat.
Since 2018, the Atlanta Falcons are 53-78 (.405) in games played with playoff eligibility, and 11-4 (.733) in games played after being mathematically eliminated.
HOW DID THIS TEAM LOSE TO THE JETS
December 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This is a remarkable stat.
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the NFL is cool this year because almost every playoff team simultaneously looks like a Super Bowl contender and a first round exit
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the NFL is cool this year because almost every playoff team simultaneously looks like a Super Bowl contender and a first round exit
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Wemby TOWERS over the average NBA lineup. Its insane.
And then he shows his skills and its like, no human that tall should be that agile. its just not fair.
Hope the kid can stay healthy because he is a freak in the absolute best way one can be. All the athletic gifts and the talent to use them
And then he shows his skills and its like, no human that tall should be that agile. its just not fair.
Hope the kid can stay healthy because he is a freak in the absolute best way one can be. All the athletic gifts and the talent to use them
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Wemby TOWERS over the average NBA lineup. Its insane.
And then he shows his skills and its like, no human that tall should be that agile. its just not fair.
Hope the kid can stay healthy because he is a freak in the absolute best way one can be. All the athletic gifts and the talent to use them
And then he shows his skills and its like, no human that tall should be that agile. its just not fair.
Hope the kid can stay healthy because he is a freak in the absolute best way one can be. All the athletic gifts and the talent to use them
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Netanyahu standing there thinking “the ways I have to demean myself just to kill more Palestinians”
Trump on the ballroom: "It's bigger than I told you. It's, you know -- after realizing we're gonna do the inauguration in that building, it's got all bulletproof glass, it's got all drone, they call it drone-free roof. It's dronessss -- won't touch it. It's a big beautiful safe building."
December 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Netanyahu standing there thinking “the ways I have to demean myself just to kill more Palestinians”
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Our pop stars continue to be both more accountable and more responsive to feedback than the editorial board of the New York Times
Chappell Roan shares follow-up story after deleting Brigitte Bardot tribute post:
“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Our pop stars continue to be both more accountable and more responsive to feedback than the editorial board of the New York Times
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With progressives like this, who needs conservatives?
Mayor Brandon Johnson has set a New Year’s Eve curfew for young people under 18 who head downtown without adult supervision for the city’s nationally televised festivities.
Mayor Brandon Johnson sets New Year's Eve curfew, hopes to avoid another 'teen takeover'
chicago.suntimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
With progressives like this, who needs conservatives?
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it's genuinely fascinating to me that "you cannot facilitate a genocide against a people and still expect their vote" is too advanced for some analysts to understand.
Dearborn, Michigan could not be reached for comment.
Trump: "I'm not concerned about anything that Israel is doing"
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
it's genuinely fascinating to me that "you cannot facilitate a genocide against a people and still expect their vote" is too advanced for some analysts to understand.
the only thing that makes sense.
I am convinced that Matt Yglesias just writes this stuff because he jacks off to getting yelled at and is chasing the dragon of his halcyon days at Vox
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
the only thing that makes sense.
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mel gibson still gets work
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
December 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
mel gibson still gets work
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Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
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slate.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
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An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
December 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
i kinda think the Rogue Invitational interests me more than Chargers Texans. Even tho that's a pretty important game.
December 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i kinda think the Rogue Invitational interests me more than Chargers Texans. Even tho that's a pretty important game.
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the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
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i donate to mutual aid, to large and efficient nonprofits, and don’t think they can take the place of a social safety net. these things don’t have to be in conflict
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i donate to mutual aid, to large and efficient nonprofits, and don’t think they can take the place of a social safety net. these things don’t have to be in conflict
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"Every accusation is a confession" remains undefeated
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"Every accusation is a confession" remains undefeated
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I'm not saying it's realistic in the men's game right now by any means. The most conformist and conservative sport in north america isn't going to flip on a dime. But things become possible for future generations through story and empathy.
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm not saying it's realistic in the men's game right now by any means. The most conformist and conservative sport in north america isn't going to flip on a dime. But things become possible for future generations through story and empathy.
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December 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM