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OwentheMan
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Cranking my Crunchy up
I really really hate how the r-slur has made a comeback to being like, acceptable to say.
March 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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- - - CATS
March 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
March 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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american domestic and foreign policy turning a big dial that says "sideshow bob walking into rakes" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for disapproval like a contestant on the price is right
March 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Calling it now, I think tech jacket is not a man as they are in the comics, but a woman or maybe even nonbinary
March 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Women are my favorite guy
March 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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don’t forget, tomorrow is the day a wretched little time goblin violently robs you of an hour of sleep
March 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Succubus Sword
March 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’ve forgotten my headphones, I fear sleep will be elusive
March 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Frick I just realized why I’ve had a slight headache all day, this bozo didn’t properly water himself
March 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.
February 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Eleanor and Rigby do have the sweetest and most stable relationship the entirety of regular show, unless you count muscle man and high five ghost
February 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Current pop country music captures the movement of the right. Hardly any singing about poverty, relationships, or making one’s way in a tough world, but countless songs that go like “I don’t give a fuck if you hate my fifty thousand dollar truck.” No one even knew about your truck bro, relax
January 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You know when I made this account even a week ago I didn’t think we’d get something so overtly NAZI day 1, but there goes Elon
a robot with a smiley face on his face
ALT: a robot with a smiley face on his face
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
There is a small danger when I have many tabs open, sometimes I lose a tab for a moment. That’s when I open I new window
January 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Looking at a house on zillow and think hey pretty nice, but then it’s literally in the middle of suburbia. I hate how this country is built
January 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Aaaannd just like that tiktok is back. I hope it remains itself, but I fear it will be corrupted
January 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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HAN SOLO: Luke says the Jedi Temple's on fire

HAN SOLO: do you think it was...

PRINCESS LEIA: yes. arson
January 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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TikTok isn't just silly dances and cat videos btw. It's also some of the funniest collaborations humans have done with one building upon another on a silly meme and then getting infinitely more ridiculous as time goes on
January 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Dracula is never rebooted, merely revamped
January 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame

Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM