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Nitzer he/him 29 yadda yah, no minors or shit-stirring unless you want me to call your mom. https://themeatcathedral.neocities.org/

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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · Mar 2

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Hey I'm Nitz, genderthing that mostly bitches, rambles about nothing or wrings hands about fictional long haired men you haven't thought about in 20 years

Sometimes I create things ( #nitzart ) and sometimes I 'play' that one popular game ( #nitzFF )

Be my potential oomfie.

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Smoking Polemicist @glopdemon.bsky.social · 28m

*Jerry Seinfeld if he wasn’t a Zionist POS voice* you got the fire right, but you don’t seem to understand the ceasing. And that’s really the important part of a ceasefire, the ceasing.

kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 13h

every fucking time

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Bad Bitches Love Nujabes @play-on-verbs.blacksky.app · 12h

this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES

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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 1h

No wonder Alucard was so fascinated by him he saw those huggin arms and said Oh Fuckin Worm

and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 1h

WHY IS HE BUILT LIKE A CHIMP THAT'S SO SCARY

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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 6h

At the obscene rates people keep asking I'd have an easier time getting wood and fabrics and /building/ my own furniture like a tiny carpenter

and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 6h

Bro why the fuck (I know why don't tell me it's the same reason as literally everything else for sale on earth rn) are used barbie couches so EXPENSIVE, I just need something bigger for my boys to sit on because they've been so cramped that Calypso has to sit on the arm of their current seat

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NK 💀 Vtuber @ohthatnk.bsky.social · 10h

Gomah thinking about how Basmati should just ditch Pilaf.

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IlycitParanormalActivity 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @ilycitactivity.bsky.social · 9h

Ok but for real, put this shit in the history books. This should be the one and only surviving legacy of every man on the left side of this video.

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 10h

Ham problems is that even a Switch controller piece could be used more aptly as a surfboard

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rael gost pictuers @jackfeerick.bsky.social · Feb 9

We lost our way as a society when we started believing that context-free drive-by interactions with strangers were normal, healthy human behavior.

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rael gost pictuers @jackfeerick.bsky.social · Feb 9

CONFIDENTIAL TO ANYONE WHO FINDS THIS FEED VIA TERM-SEARCHING OR ALGORITHMIC PROMOTION:

I don't recall asking your opinion, fuckface.

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Dan Izzo @izzos.us · 13h

And there's some men out there who are like "I could take one"

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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 12h

110%. I admit in the cases I don't write about it for my OCs it comes from a place of 'I'm fucking exhausted of hearing about it in my actual life, for five minutes let's just pretend no one cares that much' but in the same breath it can be encouraging to see that joy persevere DESPITE the pain

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 19h

I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21h

This is the aesthetic of the future

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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated

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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 14h

Tapping the sign again that 'fandom used to be better because no one yelled at each other over 'stupid drama'' to them actually means 'we were all misogynist and racist and deeply inappropriate to minors so no one ruined The Vibes saying that was fucked up'

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 15h

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read:

HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH?

Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online
By Herman Baldsack

Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 15h

Back cover synopsis for Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online

FRANKENFEET FOR SALE
Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away.
But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge.

WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON.
Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times

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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔪 @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 15h

Ubisoft games love taking potent imagery and defanging it. Unless it has the name “Tom Clancy” in the title, in which case it will happily send you to Bolivia and shoot up an entire country for America, or insist it’s cool to assassinate foreign leaders as long as you don’t get caught

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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔪 @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 15h

It’s genuinely a skill to make a game like Far Cry 5, a game that outwardly appears to be targeted at the ascendant Christofascist movement in America, and have it shrink away every chance it gets. But it’s the kind of skill that should make Ubisoft execs stare at the ceiling in shame every evening.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15h

In some ways this is the government now

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 1d

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

talk with a trans woman long enough and eventually she'll offhandedly mention the time she cured cancer and will be embarrassed that you're impressed

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

i think my favourite part about being a trans woman is how much of an impact we have on culture. a friend reminded me today about a popular meme format she created. another friend today casually told me about how she was the most notorious roblox hacker when she was a child.

just a day in the life!

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〽️ax krieger does the damn thing @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 21h

"display kids" is perhaps the most unhinged dipswitch setting in arcade history

Weasel Hills C.C. (Hole 19) @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 1d

Some inappropriately creepy golf content - Sente Mini Golf (1986) has DIP switches that add photos of missing children to the attract mode (and to enable a "LOCATED" message per kid). These profiles were replaced with new ones in updated ROMs.

Modern operators seem to leave them on, a lot. 😨

A Reddit post from r/creepygaming by user SuperCamouflageShark - I saw these missing child reports on the attract mode of a Sente Mini-Golf arcade machine recently.

The photo is of a Sente Mini Golf machine, displaying black-and-white photographs of missing children: Tahj Allen Merriman, and Steven Phillip Curtis. Their profiles are filled out in red text.

Another photograph of a different Sente Mini Golf machine, displaying the same photos of missing children.

Sente Mini Golf running under MAME, with the DIP Switches menu showing. DIP switches 3, 4, and 5 configure whether the missing children are displayed in the attract mode, with switches 4 and 5 showing or hiding a "LOCATED" stamp over the respective kid's photo.

Screenshot of Sente Mini Golf running under MAME; this screen shows two different missing children: Malinda Marie Smith and April Rose Yates. For the sake of demonstration I have enabled the "LOCATED" flag on the kid on the right. (DISCLAIMER: I do not have any information on whether April was located or not. This is strictly a demonstration and is not intended as documentation of a real event.)

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