ThickGirth
@pantsbulge.bsky.social
Legal counsel to Culver’s of Pine City. Timberwolves and retweets of better jokes than me
Happy Honda days, from all of us shooting gangbang scenes today!
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Happy Honda days, from all of us shooting gangbang scenes today!
Sufjan Stevens halftime show when?
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sufjan Stevens halftime show when?
Getting older is realizing Diet Coke goes so hard
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Getting older is realizing Diet Coke goes so hard
Stealth benching?!?
Terrence Shannon Jr. was added to the injury report as questionable because of left foot soreness.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Stealth benching?!?
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I'm just saying it's weird that the only common character between the MCU and the DCU is hitler
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I'm just saying it's weird that the only common character between the MCU and the DCU is hitler
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if liking sexy ladies makes me a monster well, bust out your torches and pitchforks. i will not back down on this
October 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
if liking sexy ladies makes me a monster well, bust out your torches and pitchforks. i will not back down on this
Most evil man alive says maybe we should reconsider…
“.. There has to be a line between crime and war,” said John Yoo, a former deputy assistant attorney general under President George W. Bush.
@politico.com
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@politico.com
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September 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Most evil man alive says maybe we should reconsider…
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there are many reasons not to post pictures of yourself online including privacy, AI scraping/impersonation, stalking etc. but you must weigh these against the very real possibility that someone you are already interested in might see your picture and decide to be in love with you
September 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
there are many reasons not to post pictures of yourself online including privacy, AI scraping/impersonation, stalking etc. but you must weigh these against the very real possibility that someone you are already interested in might see your picture and decide to be in love with you
Hank singing the national anthem as he gets felt up one last time always gets me.
September 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hank singing the national anthem as he gets felt up one last time always gets me.
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your honor, where my hug at
August 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
your honor, where my hug at
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Travis Kelce Receives Invoice For Girlfriend’s Podcast Appearance theonion.com/travis-...
August 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Travis Kelce Receives Invoice For Girlfriend’s Podcast Appearance theonion.com/travis-...
I, for one, am in favor of invading the cities of Green Bay, and Oklahoma City to take down these gangs called The Packers and The Thunder. Evil evil people.
August 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I, for one, am in favor of invading the cities of Green Bay, and Oklahoma City to take down these gangs called The Packers and The Thunder. Evil evil people.
Old Testament God was cooking tbh
August 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Old Testament God was cooking tbh
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Hurt my back doing something stupid (existing)
August 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hurt my back doing something stupid (existing)
Nobody’s genuine, we’re all just being polite
August 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Nobody’s genuine, we’re all just being polite
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labubu? aren't those just injuries in france?
July 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
labubu? aren't those just injuries in france?
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I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
@kevinoconnornba.bsky.social ‘s favorite guy
Elon Musk unveils penis-shaped map of Tesla’s Robotaxi expansion in Texas
Elon Musk unveils penis-shaped map of Tesla’s Robotaxi expansion in Texas
Electric car maker Tesla posted a penis-shaped map to describe the scope of its expansion of its Robotaxi service in Austin, Texas.
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July 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@kevinoconnornba.bsky.social ‘s favorite guy
Call me old fashioned, but if you send me a wedding invitation, it better not be a postcard with a QR code telling me to “look up all the details and RSVP on our website.” WTF HAPPENED TO A GODDAMNED HANDWRITTEN NOTE THAT SAYS YOURE IMPORTANT TO US PLEASE SHOW UP?
July 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Call me old fashioned, but if you send me a wedding invitation, it better not be a postcard with a QR code telling me to “look up all the details and RSVP on our website.” WTF HAPPENED TO A GODDAMNED HANDWRITTEN NOTE THAT SAYS YOURE IMPORTANT TO US PLEASE SHOW UP?
Big win for those of us who never leave the house
July 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Big win for those of us who never leave the house
I know it’s late, but Jojo Siwa, declaring herself straight after Mickey Route called it, is amazing.
July 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I know it’s late, but Jojo Siwa, declaring herself straight after Mickey Route called it, is amazing.
There’s a lot of pseudoscience out there, but I think we can definitively prove Kellog’s cereal did not stop us from masturbating.
July 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There’s a lot of pseudoscience out there, but I think we can definitively prove Kellog’s cereal did not stop us from masturbating.