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pastastraw1102.bsky.social
@pastastraw1102.bsky.social
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i’m so glad i’m no longer deathly ill and barely being able to talk so i can continue doing my podcasts i missed them
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Feels nice to have a politician that actually just does the good stuff everyone wants. You wouldn’t really get it, it’s kind of a New York thing.
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Mark Kelly Punished With Expulsion To Outer Space
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Pokémon DayQuil / Pokémon NyQuil
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good https://theonion.com/british-teen-returning-from-semester-in-u-s-regales-friends-with-tale-of-food-that-tastes-good/
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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there’s just really no pretense of being able to protest against the trump government anymore
MICHIGAN: Police arrest protestor of Trump’s attack on Venezuela while she’s live on air 🤔🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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I miss her, man. I just want her back.
January 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Date: How'd you lose your finger?

(Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal)

Me: I'm in the Yakuza.
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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You gotta be kidding me
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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this is a lie until the 22nd
May 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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the amazing digital circumcision
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"

tough call tbh
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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shit maybe
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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woke up this morning to my phone reminding me it's apparently the one year anniversary of when I had a fucked up hitbox
December 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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My new years resolution for 2026 is to get at least one more video out breaking down a fighting game character you can't play as in excruciating detail
December 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Bro they got a Bass Pro Shop pyramid is Cyberpunk
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM