Patrick Boyd
patricknboyd.bsky.social
Patrick Boyd
@patricknboyd.bsky.social
Oilers, computers, nonsense
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"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
The verye next daye ther came a wolf
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
Fayle not
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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The ultra rare reverse beanball!
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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That Barger blast was the FIRST PINCH-HIT GRAND SLAM IN WORLD SERIES HISTORY.

#HolyCrap #Bluejays
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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How I feel as a Jays fan going into this series:
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
July 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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This is a big day for couples that are one super online person and one normal
June 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Emily Clark calls game in OT! Ottawa wins Game 1! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #SurgingAhead #OTTvMIN
May 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Going to overtime.
May 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I was just saying that Philips was giving me Mike Smith handling the puck vibes.
May 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Minnesota came out strong, but Ottawa shut them down and took over as the period went on. Hope they can keep this up.
May 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Say what you will about the Golden Knights, they have one of the best anthem singers in the league
May 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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First playoff game, first playoff win. The Charge takes the first game of the series vs Montreal! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #FeelTheSurge #OTTvMTL
May 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Elections Canada has a hard job and they routinely knock it out of the park.
With all sincerity, Elections Canada is a national treasure.

- Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes
- We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles
- We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly
April 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Is it too late to call up Rodrigue?
April 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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So here’s the thing. I have known Ezra since he was in high school. I have watched the entire trajectory of his career, from his days as @naheednenshi.bsky.social’s literal debate partner, his time at law school, his shift to journalism. And yes, there was a time when he was a journalist. Of sorts.
April 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I don't want to say the Schumer optics are bad but Gavin Newsom just invited him on his podcast.
a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands in his pockets .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands in his pockets .
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM