Patrick Boyd
@patricknboyd.bsky.social
Oilers, computers, nonsense
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"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
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Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
The verye next daye ther came a wolf
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
Fayle not
The verye next daye ther came a wolf
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
Fayle not
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
The verye next daye ther came a wolf
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
Fayle not
The verye next daye ther came a wolf
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
Fayle not
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The ultra rare reverse beanball!
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The ultra rare reverse beanball!
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
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We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
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October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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How I feel as a Jays fan going into this series:
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
How I feel as a Jays fan going into this series:
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Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
July 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
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This is a big day for couples that are one super online person and one normal
June 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is a big day for couples that are one super online person and one normal
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May 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Going to overtime.
May 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Going to overtime.
I was just saying that Philips was giving me Mike Smith handling the puck vibes.
May 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was just saying that Philips was giving me Mike Smith handling the puck vibes.
Minnesota came out strong, but Ottawa shut them down and took over as the period went on. Hope they can keep this up.
May 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Minnesota came out strong, but Ottawa shut them down and took over as the period went on. Hope they can keep this up.
Say what you will about the Golden Knights, they have one of the best anthem singers in the league
May 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Say what you will about the Golden Knights, they have one of the best anthem singers in the league
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First playoff game, first playoff win. The Charge takes the first game of the series vs Montreal! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #FeelTheSurge #OTTvMTL
May 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
First playoff game, first playoff win. The Charge takes the first game of the series vs Montreal! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #FeelTheSurge #OTTvMTL
Elections Canada has a hard job and they routinely knock it out of the park.
With all sincerity, Elections Canada is a national treasure.
- Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes
- We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles
- We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly
- Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes
- We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles
- We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly
April 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Elections Canada has a hard job and they routinely knock it out of the park.
Is it too late to call up Rodrigue?
April 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Is it too late to call up Rodrigue?
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So here’s the thing. I have known Ezra since he was in high school. I have watched the entire trajectory of his career, from his days as @naheednenshi.bsky.social’s literal debate partner, his time at law school, his shift to journalism. And yes, there was a time when he was a journalist. Of sorts.
April 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
So here’s the thing. I have known Ezra since he was in high school. I have watched the entire trajectory of his career, from his days as @naheednenshi.bsky.social’s literal debate partner, his time at law school, his shift to journalism. And yes, there was a time when he was a journalist. Of sorts.
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I don't want to say the Schumer optics are bad but Gavin Newsom just invited him on his podcast.
a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands in his pockets .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands in his pockets .
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don't want to say the Schumer optics are bad but Gavin Newsom just invited him on his podcast.