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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh.

She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!

Sincerely,

Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
October 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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In a troubling sign of how repeated waves of unchecked migration have destroyed traditional British values, for the first time in the history of those isles a pedophile has been punished for his crimes
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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oopsie
August 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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holy shit lmfao no they did not
August 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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The dead have a right to remain dead. An animated skin put over a computer model and given the same name as the dead son of grieving parents is a cursed golem and a full delusion. By interviewing the computer model, Acosta has asked us to accept this as true or real. Gun control deserves better.
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Trump's Epstein Betrayal Triggers MAGA 'Hero Frame' Collapse

With his flip-flop on the Epstein Files, Trump is reframing himself. The hero frame is collapsing into what we might call a Betrayer frame.

www.theframelab.org/trumps-epste...
Trump's Epstein Betrayal Triggers MAGA 'Hero Frame' Collapse
Trump's Epstein reversal triggers "betrayer frame" collapse as MAGA base burns hats, splits evenly on his handling—unprecedented skepticism.
www.theframelab.org
July 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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New: After Gaza aid flotilla volunteer & US citizen Christian Smalls was taken into Israeli custody, seven uniformed individuals beat him, choking him & kicking him in the legs, according to the Freedom Flotilla Coalition.

Smalls is co-founder of the Amazon Labor Union.
July 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.”

@cbsaustin @velez_tx
June 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "Pete Hegseth's a joke. He's a joke. Everybody knows he's so in over his head. What an embarrassment. That guy's weakness masquerading as strength."
June 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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urllib3 gets almost a BILLION downloads

PER

MONTH

(a project I authored in 2008 and co-maintain)

I often think about our inefficient/wasteful global digital infrastructure: this is probably a few million monthly primary consumers, plus all the ci instances spamming downloads/installs repeatedly.
April 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@duckworth.senate.gov finally a representative with a spine
April 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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May Day is a day where we celebrate workers.
On this day, we mobilize with unions and grassroots organizations accords the country: We stand with Immigrants, we stand with workers. We stand united.
#50501movement #mayday #maydaystrong
April 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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NEW: During a 3-hour preliminary injunction hearing in a suit alleging that Elon Musk wields unprecedented power in violation of the Appointments Clause, a federal judge grew frustrated with government counsel's inability to answer questions about DOGE’s chain of command and Musk's role.
February 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them

In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."

www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them
In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com
February 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”
Yesterday many thousands of federal employees were terminated. This is a Reddit thread for federal employees that got laid off.
From the fednews community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the fednews community
www.reddit.com
February 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE OH MY GOD
February 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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we're changing gulf of mexico to gulf of america we're changing atlantic ocean to american ocean we're changing pacific ocean to american ocean electric boogaloo we're changing greenland to redwhiteandblueland we're changing the moon to the amoonica we're doing a lot of cocaine and we're getting tir
January 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
February 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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There was a much larger group that countered the *four* fucking racist losers at Arizona State University today at their “call ICE on your classmates” event.

Only one, Isaiah Alvarado, is a confirmed student at ASU, the others include white supremacists Ryan Sanchez, Colton Buss and Kevin Decuyper.
January 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator for public works. I was in charge of dumping gallons of estrogen into the local water supply every day to demasculinize the population
January 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM