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Patu The Jackal
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Level 40 Oath of Himbo Paladin, shining bright and feeling whole in myself, but everything is better with a lil' salt. ACAB, BLM, bi/pan poly newbie.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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1 cup golden syrup
1 tbsp molasses
5 tbsp browned butter, melted but cooled
1/3 cup brown sugar, packed
2 tbsp bourbon
1 tsp vanilla
3 eggs, room temp
2 cups chopped pecans

1 nine inch pie shell

Combine butter, sugar, syrup,molasses and salt in a bowl and whisk until smooth.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Congress has the constitutional duty to make rules for the government and regulation of the land and naval forces (Article I, Section 8, Clause 14). It enacted the UCMJ, which specifies that service members must obey only “lawful” orders and,
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Garcia: We know this is a nation of immigrants, and Donald Trump is attacking the very identity of our country. Right now, whether you are documented or not, whether you are seeking asylum at our border or have been here for decades, you could be targeted by this administration.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Waters: This is an important press conference that is being held to let you know what we're all doing: resisting this lowdown dirty no good filthy president
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Peace
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆
October 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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"Sir, a second Boris Gardiner track is in the Top 40."

#totp
October 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet.

They make sure we have clean water.

They protect us from financial fraud.

They provide healthcare to our communities.

They make our government actually work for people.

Do not forget this.
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Speaker Mike Johnson Is incapable of telling the Truth. It’s a “No Kings“ rally and I suggest everyone who is able should attend one. Speak out, loud and proud. Don’t let these grifting authoritarian liars like Trump and Johnson take away your rights.
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "
October 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Bonus Army 2?

Bonus Army 2 tonite king???

Bonus Army 2?
October 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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As Congress works to end the government shutdown, it’s crucial to remind your elected officials to pass clean spending bills.

The initial House bill, H.R. 4754, included harmful riders, including Section 128, which would remove protections for gray wolves in 44 states.

📣Take action: bit.ly/48ZBFo7
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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They aren't turning the frogs gay. they're turning frogs into antifa 😂
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
October 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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This is awesome.
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Independent C-SPAN caller to Rep. Mark Alford: "You're taking credit for $50b that you just gave to the hospital industry. That's after you took away $150b. You don't take credit for just giving back a little bit of money after taking away so much. So quit lying. It just makes you look horrible."
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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"you should be on Dropout" is the new "you should be on SNL" for me where people essentially comment on my stuff like "hey have you tried winning the lottery?"
October 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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TONIGHT (and especially for followers outside of NYC who want to get involved):

Join @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on a special phonebank at 6pm!

Sign up: volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/phonebank-fo...
October 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Meiselas: Trump claimed that he and the leaders of the Republican Party were speaking with Democrats. Is he being truthful, or is he lying?

Jeffries: Well, as far as I can tell, that’s a stone-cold lie
October 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM