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Paul N
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I'm still on the other place - but only just.
Fox in the street, earlier tonight.
December 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The good news is that I'm now finished until the 5th of January.

The bad news is that I've got that Leona Lewis Christmas song stuck in my head.
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
One more day at work tomorrow, then I'm done until 2026.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Merry Christmas
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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it wasn’t all that
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Want these three points Cov?

Nah, that's too many. Just give us one, give another to Preston and chuck the last one in the bin.

#pusb
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Finished The Beast in Me, it was ace.
Well worth a look, it's on Netflix.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Now that's a Hallmark movie I wanna watch
If you’re worried about family problems this Christmas, spare a thought for Aphrodite who was born from the severed genitals of her father Uranus after his son Kronos had cut them off under instruction from his mother Gaia who also happened to be the mother of her husband.
December 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I was once in a small Soho members club where Richard Littlejohn brought his staff for their weekly drinks, he also forced them all to listen and laugh as he read his latest column to them in its entirety, one of the most humiliating spectacles I have ever witnessed
Hello, I need the worst Christmas special you have. No that's too bad
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Neil Tennant’s rejected first draft. 1984.
West London shithouse cunts
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What's the difference between an atheist cellist and a religious one?

Atheist cellists don't pray but religious ones du Pré.

I shall see myself out.
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Olé
January 26, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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55 years old and only just found out that the cowboy in Glen Campbell's song does not weigh nine stones.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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David Beckham, every time he sees his idiot son has fucked something else up.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
What I'm wearing to the BlueSky Xmas party:
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Madam invites you to admire her magnificent Christmas tree.
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Vid from last night.
youtu.be/oSVarN6d2sQ?...
Pete Fij - Submarine. Live at Just Dropped In, Coventry.
YouTube video by PaulNCov
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Ace pop sounds at Just Dropped In tonight, with Mr Pete Fij playing mostly his solo stuff but also two Adorable songs as well.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Me losing the plot with the baileys during December
a cat drinking milk from a white bowl
Alt: a cat drinking milk from a white bowl
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Started watching Death of a Unicorn.
Madam noticed that I was looking tired, so suggested I have a 10 minute snooze while she watched something else.
Two hours later, she woke me up to go to bed.
I must watch the rest of the film sometime.
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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@paulncov.bsky.social has swears! They've used 32 profanities in their last 359 posts.

🥇 "shit" (5 times)
🥈 "pissed" (4 times)
🥉 "bollocks" (3 times)
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM