The Driving Crooner
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i believe it was churchill who said ‘senile pedophile hitler is the worst form of government, except for all the others’
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
i believe it was churchill who said ‘senile pedophile hitler is the worst form of government, except for all the others’
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ohtani's so cool. fuck. it's not fair the coolest guy ever is alive right now
March 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
ohtani's so cool. fuck. it's not fair the coolest guy ever is alive right now
The cure to male loneliness is actually baseball. Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!
March 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The cure to male loneliness is actually baseball. Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!
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getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms
March 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms
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Every white person is watching Kendrick in this pose, myself included
February 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Every white person is watching Kendrick in this pose, myself included
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Thank god this isn't too symbolic or anything
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Thank god this isn't too symbolic or anything
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This headline, like much of the WSJ, is a bedtime story for people whose kids don’t speak to them anymore
"bypassing traditional milestones" is a funny way of saying that most of us can't afford to buy a house with multiple jobs, won't have children because we can't afford them, most of our degrees are useless, and we are the poorest generation among all current living generations
January 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This headline, like much of the WSJ, is a bedtime story for people whose kids don’t speak to them anymore
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Wow these metaphors are getting awfully heavy handed
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Wow these metaphors are getting awfully heavy handed
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If you start watching I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE S2E1 at exactly 11:56:59 pm, the first dead body will flop out of a coffin at the stroke of midnight.
January 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If you start watching I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE S2E1 at exactly 11:56:59 pm, the first dead body will flop out of a coffin at the stroke of midnight.
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i like my synes auld and i like em lang
December 31, 2024 at 4:57 AM
i like my synes auld and i like em lang
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OFFICER: i understand detailed chalk outlines but why's he spending so much time on the genitalia
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
December 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
OFFICER: i understand detailed chalk outlines but why's he spending so much time on the genitalia
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
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It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
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What an embarrassing time to be alive
December 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM
What an embarrassing time to be alive
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one thing i know about mysterious drones is they always have the FAA mandated port and starboard navigation lights with a 110 degree viewing angle
December 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
one thing i know about mysterious drones is they always have the FAA mandated port and starboard navigation lights with a 110 degree viewing angle
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My main problem with career networking events is that the kind of people who go to career networking events are there
December 16, 2024 at 6:28 AM
My main problem with career networking events is that the kind of people who go to career networking events are there
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demon who will possess you and do a couple 360 head spins to loosen your stiff neck for fifty bucks
December 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
demon who will possess you and do a couple 360 head spins to loosen your stiff neck for fifty bucks