Kaylynn (she/her) 🦻🏻
@penumbralmusings.bsky.social
godless hippie skank | terminally online millennial mom | dum spiro spero
J made me a cutting board 😍
January 31, 2026 at 11:33 PM
J made me a cutting board 😍
Have my shit together for once and have already finished toddler valentines
January 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Have my shit together for once and have already finished toddler valentines
Child Psychology
Learners and the Diversity of Learning
Physical Education for the Classroom Teacher
Children’s Literature
Art for the Elementary Teacher
I took a whole semester of 300 level hard sciences before that, but every class I got to take in the college of Ed was incredible *to me*
Learners and the Diversity of Learning
Physical Education for the Classroom Teacher
Children’s Literature
Art for the Elementary Teacher
I took a whole semester of 300 level hard sciences before that, but every class I got to take in the college of Ed was incredible *to me*
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Quantum mechanics
Alternative traditions in film
Viticulture and enology
French women writers
Native American history since 1885
Quantum mechanics
Alternative traditions in film
Viticulture and enology
French women writers
Native American history since 1885
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Social movements
Real analysis
The financial crisis (during the crisis)
Groups and sects in Islam
International finance (I fell asleep a lot in this one because it was at like 2 pm on the day I had a 2-5 am radio show)
Social movements
Real analysis
The financial crisis (during the crisis)
Groups and sects in Islam
International finance (I fell asleep a lot in this one because it was at like 2 pm on the day I had a 2-5 am radio show)
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Child Psychology
Learners and the Diversity of Learning
Physical Education for the Classroom Teacher
Children’s Literature
Art for the Elementary Teacher
I took a whole semester of 300 level hard sciences before that, but every class I got to take in the college of Ed was incredible *to me*
Learners and the Diversity of Learning
Physical Education for the Classroom Teacher
Children’s Literature
Art for the Elementary Teacher
I took a whole semester of 300 level hard sciences before that, but every class I got to take in the college of Ed was incredible *to me*
I think it’s time for y’all to accept that they’re all irredeemable pedophiles who willingly and enthusiastically participated
So much talk the last few years about Epstein blackmailing these rich dudes when really they're all begging to fuck kids in plain English over Gmail.
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I think it’s time for y’all to accept that they’re all irredeemable pedophiles who willingly and enthusiastically participated
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We are killing children all around the world because a handful of rich people who don’t understand the science think it is worse to be neurodivergent than it is to be dead.
U.S. ultimatum to vaccine group: No more funds unless you stop using thimerosal
This mercury-containing compound, used as a vaccine preservative, is commonly used in lower-income countries — and deemed safe. The U.S. is now demanding that Gavi, the Vaccine Alliance stop using it.
www.npr.org
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
We are killing children all around the world because a handful of rich people who don’t understand the science think it is worse to be neurodivergent than it is to be dead.
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If you've given biometrics to TSA (Pre-Check and Global Entry members) and you plan to attend a protest, you should wear a medical mask.
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
If you've given biometrics to TSA (Pre-Check and Global Entry members) and you plan to attend a protest, you should wear a medical mask.
One of our former clerks passed the bar and we hired her back 🥹
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
One of our former clerks passed the bar and we hired her back 🥹
Somehow booked a babysitter for the wrong damn night of Valentine’s weekend 😮💨 hopefully time to recover the fumble
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Somehow booked a babysitter for the wrong damn night of Valentine’s weekend 😮💨 hopefully time to recover the fumble
Trying not to let fear of showing up wrong keep me from showing up during a hard thing for someone who has often loudly criticized however I do or don’t show up 😵💫
January 30, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Trying not to let fear of showing up wrong keep me from showing up during a hard thing for someone who has often loudly criticized however I do or don’t show up 😵💫
I was able to function so much better at work today only helping two attorneys again hallelujah
January 29, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I was able to function so much better at work today only helping two attorneys again hallelujah
Got home and immediately planned the next day I’m taking off work to do cool mom shit with S
January 28, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Got home and immediately planned the next day I’m taking off work to do cool mom shit with S
Heavily burdened with work day, heavily burdened with grief day, heavily burdened with grief related to my work day 😵💫
January 28, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Heavily burdened with work day, heavily burdened with grief day, heavily burdened with grief related to my work day 😵💫
Literally an elected official cannot be doxxed please be so fucking for real
Tillis says he opposes ICE being barred from wearing masks: "I've seen people dox me. I've seen people take pictures and identify law enforcement officers and then put their families at risk. So, I think that's a step too far."
January 28, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Literally an elected official cannot be doxxed please be so fucking for real
I’ve been delegating some things and asking for help for a few weeks and finally said out loud today that I am overwhelmed and I think I was heard 😇
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I’ve been delegating some things and asking for help for a few weeks and finally said out loud today that I am overwhelmed and I think I was heard 😇
You should be using champagne vinegar in your vinaigrette
Time for salad dressing hot takes. Post 'em.
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 AM
You should be using champagne vinegar in your vinaigrette
GAP sent me a dress with an anti theft tag still in it and the live chat agent suggested I take it to a store 7.5 hours away for them to remedy that for me
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
GAP sent me a dress with an anti theft tag still in it and the live chat agent suggested I take it to a store 7.5 hours away for them to remedy that for me
Thrilling to know I simply have crud
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Thrilling to know I simply have crud
I think when y’all assume how someone voted you need to consider that the data tells us that most Americans do not vote and have never voted
January 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I think when y’all assume how someone voted you need to consider that the data tells us that most Americans do not vote and have never voted
Anytime I see books organized by color, I assume you don’t actually read because how the FUCK are you finding anything
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Anytime I see books organized by color, I assume you don’t actually read because how the FUCK are you finding anything
It feels entirely meaningless but I’m still emailing Lindsey Graham every goddamn day and I hope y’all are also delivering your rage straight to the inbox of the electeds every day
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It feels entirely meaningless but I’m still emailing Lindsey Graham every goddamn day and I hope y’all are also delivering your rage straight to the inbox of the electeds every day
Are y’all ready to talk about how the thinness industry is serving this period of fascism or naw
January 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Are y’all ready to talk about how the thinness industry is serving this period of fascism or naw
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Lizzie Borden, Her Parents Harbor Differing Perspectives on Axes
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Lizzie Borden, Her Parents Harbor Differing Perspectives on Axes
Being driven to silent insanity by my toddler’s vocal stims 😵💫
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Being driven to silent insanity by my toddler’s vocal stims 😵💫
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you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I agree that we can’t make Alex Pretti a Benedictine monk because that’s a trap, but we can talk about the good things we did because people will see and hear them and think “I do those things too”
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I think I might’ve lightly broken my foot this afternoon 🤪
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I think I might’ve lightly broken my foot this afternoon 🤪