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‘Garth Marenghi’s Skull Flusher’ ep 1 is now LIVE.

Horror Master GARTH MARENGHI flushes the creative skull of Fellow Horror Master MIKE FLANAGAN.

m.youtube.com/@TheGarthMar...
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
got to see one of the best bands on earth in a small venue right up on the side of the stage 👍 thank you and hail satan @themountaingoats.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball
September 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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imagine going back in time and seeing a triceratops fighting a stegosaurus and both sides are clashing with the cool horn weapons and then out of the trees comes a big stupidass iguanadon waving the little spiked thumbs around like he’s gonna join in. hell no
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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wash marmot
August 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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John Kruk Visits The Franklin Institute
August 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
cats can be Murphs too...
August 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
man that fantastic four was some slop but Ralph ineson is so cool
August 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
it's so soupy out today. ive got what they call down on the bayou "gator madness"
July 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Perhaps my favorite example of diegetic music in film history. Hard to believe human beings are capable of creating such beauty. So long, Rebekah Del Rio.
Mulholland Drive (2001) - Llorando [HD]
YouTube video by Franco Seguer
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June 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
everywhere i go people are telling me sagrona this, sagrona teema that
June 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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The road to hell is paved with hell bricks
June 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The enemy of my enemy is copying my whole shit, I hate that guy . He’s my new enemy
June 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
bumping this cause there's a bunch more stuff on there now and I'm constantly uploading new stuff. throw it a follow if you want and hit me with yr requests
youtube.com/@dwtbkaraoke...

made a lil channel as a home for all the karaoke tracks I've made - trying to fill in the gaps of stuff that my friends and I wanted to sing but didn't already exist on youtube
June 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Phillies memorialized the POOP scorebug
May 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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tell people you love them while you still can and in the ensuing confusion, sweep the leg. Life is short and you may not get a chance to defeat them again until the afterlife
May 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Pope Jonah
YouTube video by Better Call Bob!
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May 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
just another day painstakingly making lil ugly mane karaoke tracks. it's hard work but someone's gotta do it
May 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
youtu.be/lIASHb0AcAY?...

it's getting to be that time of year again
Future Islands - Walking Through That Door
YouTube video by Tropical Contact High
youtu.be
May 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM