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Peter Vandivier
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HugOps Architect | Data Shoveler | PowerShell stan | Exmigrant | Art school nerd | Skeeting into the void on Blooskee
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Broke: citing your sources

Woke: paying respect to the ancestors
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Package manager and docs web pages getting SEO pinned to some random version
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
How did my 6y/o get on blooskee?
Abolish bedtimes
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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😆😆😆
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I don’t like puzzles because trying to decipher poor documentation is my day job
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I need someone to please gently remind me not to sign into the group chat on my work laptop
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I think my favorite part of the “_as much candy as you want_” approach to Halloween is I don’t have to hide it from the kids when I want a little sweet treat before dinner 😜
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The season of candy for breakfast…
a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting in front of a laptop with the hashtag schitts creek on the bottom
Alt: Moira Rose (Schitt’s Creek) says: “and so it begins again”
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
As the weather begins to turn, remember: while your neighborhood shades cannot feel warmth, they recognize and appreciate when it is offered.
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Is it just me or does hitting a speed test endpoint reliably kick a stuck network connection?
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Some monitoring setups are like if you hooked up a toddler to an EKG and told them they'll die if the lines start looking wrong
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sometimes I use slack to send myself a DM with a note I'll need for later but don't have time to file properly right now.

Sometimes I forget to review these notes for a while and forget what the context was.

I have no idea what nonsense I was on about with this...
October 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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This could’ve ended so much worse than it did.
September 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Really feel like the “optimized battery charging” algorithm should at some point figure out that I’m just not that kind of sleeper
September 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Good morning, skeeters! Sundays are for making fun of religion.
September 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I know it’s a meme that our math teachers told us we wouldn’t have a calculator in our pockets when we grew up; but I legitimately playing with the calculator app is getting my kiddo *more* interested in math
September 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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The Milgram experiment but the guy in the white coat is a chef and he's assuring me that it's ok to add more butter
September 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
People who take this stance often forget that computers exist outside of the world. Global extermination is not enough. We must take to the stars to complete the elimination of our common enemy.
September 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
September 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Broke: citing your sources

Woke: paying respect to the ancestors
September 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Peter Vandivier
September 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.
September 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I know I’m a Cool Dad bc I listen to Iggy Pop while I’m folding laundry
September 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM