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Masto.
@pharaohmasto.bsky.social
Professional procrastinator. Mini hoop god. #1 Mario Party player. Animal whisperer. Former Twitter crash out. I code sometimes
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If the government executing us in the streets isn’t your red line, then you’ve already decided to endorse it.

There’s no gray area left. No ambiguity.
January 24, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Our government is murdering the citizens of this country. They are doing it without any checks on their violence
January 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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I see people talk about ICE by calling them the Gestapo, and while its not hard to see the comparison; they really aught to be compared to something homegrown. Because in truth, the closest thing we can compare ICE to is to federal slave catchers. The operation is the same.
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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ICE aren’t police, they are a terrorist group who take orders from a criminal traitor.
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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ICE only has about 20-30,000 employees nationwide. Including desk jobs so there's even fewer armed. It's smaller than the NYPD.

There's a reason they do their mega raids on one or two cities at a time, and it's not optics. It's because that's all the dudes they've got.

Something to keep in mind.
January 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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So my thing about avengers doomsday is… they didn’t even microdose Dr. Doom. He just gonna show up… ok.
January 7, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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A hearty congrats to RFK Jr., as the U.S. is poised to lose its measles elimination status after 25 years, with the most cases since the early 1990s.
Congrats to RFK Jr., As the U.S. Is Poised to Lose Its Measles Elimination Status After 25 Years
After a quarter century where measles was considered eliminated in the U.S., 2025's continuous outbreaks have us back at ground zero.
www.jezebel.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m so sick of gen AI
Disney has signed a deal with OpenAI & invested $1 billion into the company

Sora will now be able to AI generate videos based on animated, masked & creature characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar & Star Wars

Curated selections of AI generated videos will be released on Disney+
December 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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this is how I’ve felt all year
a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I believe in the holy trinity. 🙏🏻
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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To be fair, it’s sorta the unofficial symbol of the #Trump regime—
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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An innocent man would’ve released the Epstein files on day one
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“The most transparent administration in history”
BREAKING: Pam Bondi implies the FULL and UNREDACTED Epstein Files will NOT be released.
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Note for Democratic politicians: you don't have to start your condemnations of ICE raids with "We all want to catch violent criminals, but..." Just say "These raids have nothing to do with catching criminals and everything to do with terrorizing innocent minority groups."
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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remember how the msm took it seriously when trump and co blamed the democrats for heated rhetoric after charlie kirk died? that was bullshit then. but especially since trump is calling for democrats to be murdered today.
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Happy 41st anniversary to the Dragon Ball manga!
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:

- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein’s prison death during Donald Trump’s first term was always suspicious. Now it’s getting worse.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Can't believe the terrible person who was terrible at everything he ever tried also turned out to be a terrible president. Who coulda seen that one coming?
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent

reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
*taps sign*
Republicans are the pedophile party
Every single Republican in Congress has blocked the amendment to release the Epstein files.
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I find it highly ironic that the party that bemoaned the deep state and alleged the cover-up of pedophiles is now embroiled in defending the party that has the largest pedophile cover-up in American history.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM