phatscout
@phatscout.bsky.social
he/him. Does webdev for a living, used to make music on the reg, maybe I'll start doing it again.
(This is all old but I'll link anyways) soundcloud.com/phatscout
(This is all old but I'll link anyways) soundcloud.com/phatscout
Debating this stuff is dumb but genuinely, how is Titanfall 2 not on here???
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Debating this stuff is dumb but genuinely, how is Titanfall 2 not on here???
welp
NEVER SAY IT'S BUFFALOVER
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
welp
How was that not pass interference???
January 18, 2026 at 12:41 AM
How was that not pass interference???
I wonder how many people have bet irresponsible amounts of $$$ on Polymarket on how Romo is going to pronounce Uma Musume on the broadcast
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I wonder how many people have bet irresponsible amounts of $$$ on Polymarket on how Romo is going to pronounce Uma Musume on the broadcast
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a non-zero number of pasty-faced ICE goons who are fully ancestry dot com-pilled about being like .0002% Irish will have their day sincerely, authentically ruined by this knowledge, and that makes it so beautiful to me
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
a non-zero number of pasty-faced ICE goons who are fully ancestry dot com-pilled about being like .0002% Irish will have their day sincerely, authentically ruined by this knowledge, and that makes it so beautiful to me
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Polymarket must be destroyed.
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Polymarket must be destroyed.
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
Ontologically evil object
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ontologically evil object
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i just used Sora to generate a video where Oswald the Lucky Rabbit sucks off Stephen A. Smith. this is what it means to democratize creativity. thank you Disney
December 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i just used Sora to generate a video where Oswald the Lucky Rabbit sucks off Stephen A. Smith. this is what it means to democratize creativity. thank you Disney
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in 2027 Taco Bell's app will require you to place your order with chatgpt and then give you the option to place a bet on how fast the order will take. Before you can pay you have to spin a virtual slot machine but if you win your meal is free.
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
in 2027 Taco Bell's app will require you to place your order with chatgpt and then give you the option to place a bet on how fast the order will take. Before you can pay you have to spin a virtual slot machine but if you win your meal is free.
Oh, I guess RAM prices are just never gonna go back down to pre 3 months ago levels ever huh
Micron Announces Exit from Crucial Consumer Business investors.micron.com/news-release...
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh, I guess RAM prices are just never gonna go back down to pre 3 months ago levels ever huh
You wanna know how I got this 18% APR Loan?
I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You wanna know how I got this 18% APR Loan?
I'm watching @jeffgerstmann.com play this Beyblade game rn and I can't believe Big Parry has gotten their hands on Beyblade
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm watching @jeffgerstmann.com play this Beyblade game rn and I can't believe Big Parry has gotten their hands on Beyblade
RIP to not just A Real One, but one of The Realest Ones
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
RIP to not just A Real One, but one of The Realest Ones
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Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
Halo: Combat MegaScanned
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Halo: Combat MegaScanned
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Star Wars fans rejoice! A new piece of merchandise is single-handedly reviving the Star Wars universe 🚀
October 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Star Wars fans rejoice! A new piece of merchandise is single-handedly reviving the Star Wars universe 🚀
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I for real thought this was Kane from command and conquer
September 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I for real thought this was Kane from command and conquer
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and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
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While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations:
- The Snorks
- Klinger from MASH
- Militaires Sans Frontières
- Asian Dawn
- the camera head guys from skibidi toilet
- "Roy's Boys"
- Banjo (but not Kazooie)
- Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton
- The Snorks
- Klinger from MASH
- Militaires Sans Frontières
- Asian Dawn
- the camera head guys from skibidi toilet
- "Roy's Boys"
- Banjo (but not Kazooie)
- Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations:
- The Snorks
- Klinger from MASH
- Militaires Sans Frontières
- Asian Dawn
- the camera head guys from skibidi toilet
- "Roy's Boys"
- Banjo (but not Kazooie)
- Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton
- The Snorks
- Klinger from MASH
- Militaires Sans Frontières
- Asian Dawn
- the camera head guys from skibidi toilet
- "Roy's Boys"
- Banjo (but not Kazooie)
- Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton
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imagine being some austin edgelord who spends years building your rep as a dangerous truth-telling comedy outlaw and the government decides jimmy kimmel is more dangerous than you
Jimmy Kimmel Live pulled ‘indefinitely’ for joke about Charlie Kirk’s killer after FCC threat
ABC folded.
www.theverge.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
imagine being some austin edgelord who spends years building your rep as a dangerous truth-telling comedy outlaw and the government decides jimmy kimmel is more dangerous than you
NEVER SAY IT'S BUFFALOVER
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
NEVER SAY IT'S BUFFALOVER