@pippinitup.bsky.social
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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when you think that you’re gay when you’re in the third grade, macklemore
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
when you think that you’re gay when you’re in the third grade, macklemore
Fully set for the Lord of the Year after having a very Ranged Touch Christmas - @rangedtouch.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Fully set for the Lord of the Year after having a very Ranged Touch Christmas - @rangedtouch.bsky.social
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Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween 🔪
#ScoobyDoo
#ScoobyDoo
October 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween 🔪
#ScoobyDoo
#ScoobyDoo
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Two TVs at the gym side by side playing the same news channel but one is delayed by 1.5 seconds, triggering an acid flashback during which I feel myself *become* the largest pumpkin in Massachusetts
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Two TVs at the gym side by side playing the same news channel but one is delayed by 1.5 seconds, triggering an acid flashback during which I feel myself *become* the largest pumpkin in Massachusetts
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Pietà
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
September 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Pietà
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
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August 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Spider-Man vs. Hoofsaw McGraw (2002, colorized)
August 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Spider-Man vs. Hoofsaw McGraw (2002, colorized)
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saying that charlie brown had "hoes" is like saying that temple of aphrodite at corinth had "hoes". what was happening there was within its own cultural context, and we should be careful about describing it in modern language
June 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
saying that charlie brown had "hoes" is like saying that temple of aphrodite at corinth had "hoes". what was happening there was within its own cultural context, and we should be careful about describing it in modern language
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I just need everyone to watch this and understand I have been laughing about it for 24 hours
April 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I just need everyone to watch this and understand I have been laughing about it for 24 hours
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rest in peace king
April 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
rest in peace king
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Hey there Delilah
It sure is dark inside this cannon
A circus for the first date
Is a choice I'll reexamine
If I'm found
After I am launched by this clown
Clear over town
It sure is dark inside this cannon
A circus for the first date
Is a choice I'll reexamine
If I'm found
After I am launched by this clown
Clear over town
March 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hey there Delilah
It sure is dark inside this cannon
A circus for the first date
Is a choice I'll reexamine
If I'm found
After I am launched by this clown
Clear over town
It sure is dark inside this cannon
A circus for the first date
Is a choice I'll reexamine
If I'm found
After I am launched by this clown
Clear over town
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Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found.
Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.
Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.
March 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found.
Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.
Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.
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GRILLED THREESE
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
GRILLED THREESE
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