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I dropped this beat and now it is broken

i sell Shirts here

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Merry Christmas Go Birds
Best Philly present so far: A VHS of two hours of a 9th St burn barrel, presumably burning away
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Best Philly present so far: A VHS of two hours of a 9th St burn barrel, presumably burning away
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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yknow what. i bet the dad from rocket power was probably a chaser. [carbon monoxide alarm beeping in the background] and greg universe? dl trade, easy.
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
ive sold about 9 Waingro from Heat t shirts this xmas, i assume you peoplr are buying them, and for this i thank you
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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my dog hates when people wear things on their heads which means there are three separate ethnic groups in our neighborhood who find her very racist
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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just saw this image and got a #boner
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I was told by an ex Lucasarts designer I worked with at Telltale that Dash Rendar, the main character of Shadows of the Empire, got his name from the command the engineers used to update the scene:

-render
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Jetzt gehen Bäcker endgültig zu weit
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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if I win first prize I'm taking 2nd and 3rd prize too.
January 10, 2024 at 5:11 AM
windows deprecating 'reegedit.exe' preventing me from editing my full-featured regis philbin sex robot is the final straw, microsoft
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
we can all take solace in knowing that will stancils effect on the world is like a neutrino, scarcely registered and mostly uneventful
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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the nutting professor
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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rewriting a more realistic script for The Lord of the Rings. Frodo just stays home and we watch thirteen hours of him cooking meals and reading books. every hour or so he glances at a newspaper and goes, "Oh shit what's happening in Rohan? That's fucked." Then he goes to the pub to drink with Sam.
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
every day the existence of the computer plagues me, why is my leisure time Computer, why is my job Computer, i was meant to throw axes at other clades in defense of my shaman
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
actually i like this snake oil and im going to continue using it, do you want snake farmers to go bankrupt?
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint
May 21, 2024 at 4:38 AM
jesus christ rob reiner, what a dogshit year this was
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM