I'm rating this trade a "sure"
The Baltimore Orioles are acquiring right-hander Shane Baz from the Tampa Bay Rays for outfielder Slater de Brun, catcher Caden Bodine, right-hander Michael Forret, outfielder Austin Overn as well as a Competitive Balance Round A pick, sources tell Jeff Passan
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm rating this trade a "sure"
First read this outside the rest of the thread and thought it was a cheeky college football post
A&M is the first team this season to sweep Pitt after being the first team to beat Nebraska this season. WOW
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
First read this outside the rest of the thread and thought it was a cheeky college football post
Calling it now that JHU breaks every promise made here www.thebanner.com/politics-pow...
Johns Hopkins AI center work approved despite neighbors’ objections
Members of the Baltimore spending board voted unanimously in favor of two items allowing Johns Hopkins University to proceed with more work on its planned Data Science and Artificial Intelligence Inst...
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December 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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How long would a train from Baltimore to Ocean city have to take for it to be less attractive than making the drive in the summer. Twelve hours? Sixteen?
Me pounding both fists on the table repeatedly: BEACH TRAIN! BEACH TRAIN! BEACH TRAIN!
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How long would a train from Baltimore to Ocean city have to take for it to be less attractive than making the drive in the summer. Twelve hours? Sixteen?
What the fuck
My husband just walked over and took this photo of Falkenhan’s. Total loss. 😢
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What the fuck
Ok maybe that was too cold
Looking like an extremely cold Mayor’s Parade on Sunday and I for one could not be more excited
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Ok maybe that was too cold
Looking like an extremely cold Mayor’s Parade on Sunday and I for one could not be more excited
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Looking like an extremely cold Mayor’s Parade on Sunday and I for one could not be more excited
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remembering one of the all-time greatest twitter posts
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
remembering one of the all-time greatest twitter posts
The rest of them search on
Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean http://theonion.com/single-woman-tired-of-looking-for-mr-bean/
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The rest of them search on
Being perfectly honest my first thought reading this and looking at the date was "that's a biiiiit early for caroling"
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Anne Arundel County man accused of pulling gun on Christmas carolers
An Anne Arundel County man is charged with pointing a gun at three 12-year-old Christmas carolers who knocked on his front door.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Being perfectly honest my first thought reading this and looking at the date was "that's a biiiiit early for caroling"
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Go get a good night’s sleep, Baltimore
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Go get a good night’s sleep, Baltimore
Every person talking about AI sounds like that one nerd tweeting at Elon about the time they hung out and he ordered a pizza
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Every person talking about AI sounds like that one nerd tweeting at Elon about the time they hung out and he ordered a pizza
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
I know it doesn’t but it kinda looks like his hoodie says “Adolph Don’t Stop”
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I know it doesn’t but it kinda looks like his hoodie says “Adolph Don’t Stop”
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If the sandwich don't split, you must acquit.
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If the sandwich don't split, you must acquit.
Another day, another “get fucked” to a guy who owes his career to 9/11
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Another day, another “get fucked” to a guy who owes his career to 9/11
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Very unusual. Most of the time when MAGAs get together to celebrate a book they've never read, it's on a Sunday
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Very unusual. Most of the time when MAGAs get together to celebrate a book they've never read, it's on a Sunday
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
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Tired: Bruce Springsteen biopic about recording Nebraska
Wired: Leonard Cohen biopic about recording Hallelujah
Wired: Leonard Cohen biopic about recording Hallelujah
October 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Tired: Bruce Springsteen biopic about recording Nebraska
Wired: Leonard Cohen biopic about recording Hallelujah
Wired: Leonard Cohen biopic about recording Hallelujah
Every day I wake up and feel 0.0000001% worse getting out of bed than I did the day before. They should invent a word or phrase to describe this
October 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Every day I wake up and feel 0.0000001% worse getting out of bed than I did the day before. They should invent a word or phrase to describe this
I think it would have been at least a little funny if they had given the Nobel Peace Prize posthumously to Ch*rlie K*rk
October 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I think it would have been at least a little funny if they had given the Nobel Peace Prize posthumously to Ch*rlie K*rk
My wife had to wake me up from a somewhat-recurring nightmare about being in a house that was haunted and being fucked with by the ghost. Yay October
October 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My wife had to wake me up from a somewhat-recurring nightmare about being in a house that was haunted and being fucked with by the ghost. Yay October
Well hey on the bright side maybe the clock is finally ticking on that chud Harbs
September 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Well hey on the bright side maybe the clock is finally ticking on that chud Harbs
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lotta totally sincere rapture believers out here not turning off autopay on their bills or giving their soon to be unneeded possessions away! which epistle is the one where Paul says to hedge thee thy bets on the Lord, in case thy math was shitty
September 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
lotta totally sincere rapture believers out here not turning off autopay on their bills or giving their soon to be unneeded possessions away! which epistle is the one where Paul says to hedge thee thy bets on the Lord, in case thy math was shitty