Rob ✨
@plantsimp420.bsky.social
Gender-fluid snake dad with too much free time and a hot glue gun. They/them, he/him to the homies 🔥
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excited to go to vermont tomorrow (going to ben and jerry’s flavor graveyard to do saltburn stuff)
March 27, 2024 at 2:20 AM
excited to go to vermont tomorrow (going to ben and jerry’s flavor graveyard to do saltburn stuff)
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Well deserved but also I do have to roll my eyes every time The Bear is called a comedy. I know that’s the category they entered in, but…some of the most harrowing half hours of television history
Jeremy Allen White has won best male actor in a musical or comedy television series for his role as Carmen "Carmy" Berzatto in “The Bear.”
Live updates from the Golden Globes: wapo.st/3S6pzAG
(Photo credit: Matt Dinerstein/FX via AP)
Live updates from the Golden Globes: wapo.st/3S6pzAG
(Photo credit: Matt Dinerstein/FX via AP)
January 8, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Well deserved but also I do have to roll my eyes every time The Bear is called a comedy. I know that’s the category they entered in, but…some of the most harrowing half hours of television history
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they fucked up by making me see mobile game ads so often that now i just feel rage when i look at them. i hope that king from royal match does fucking drown. i hope the butler from gardenscapes pulls the wrong pin and gets eaten by the wolf. i hope that bitch in the cabin freezes AND her baby too
January 8, 2024 at 2:08 AM
they fucked up by making me see mobile game ads so often that now i just feel rage when i look at them. i hope that king from royal match does fucking drown. i hope the butler from gardenscapes pulls the wrong pin and gets eaten by the wolf. i hope that bitch in the cabin freezes AND her baby too
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it's beginning to look a lot like riffmas 🎵
December 20, 2023 at 2:34 PM
it's beginning to look a lot like riffmas 🎵
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rejoice , for there is queer sex
December 20, 2023 at 3:08 PM
rejoice , for there is queer sex
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Here's something you can print out and fight with your family about this Thanksgiving:
The Ultimate State Bird Bracket
The Ultimate State Bird Bracket
November 20, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Here's something you can print out and fight with your family about this Thanksgiving:
The Ultimate State Bird Bracket
The Ultimate State Bird Bracket
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I’m training the new guy at work how to gradually lose the will to live
November 20, 2023 at 7:16 PM
I’m training the new guy at work how to gradually lose the will to live
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Reminder that if you see disturbing or traumatic images, playing Tetris as soon as possible afterwards can help the brain cleanse itself, and lessen the impacts of it longer term.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
October 13, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Reminder that if you see disturbing or traumatic images, playing Tetris as soon as possible afterwards can help the brain cleanse itself, and lessen the impacts of it longer term.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
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"Let People Enjoy Things!" - insecure, demanding, bit sad really
"Yeah, it's trash but I like it" - emotionally secure, self-knowing, unassailable
"Yeah, it's trash but I like it" - emotionally secure, self-knowing, unassailable
October 17, 2023 at 12:20 PM
"Let People Enjoy Things!" - insecure, demanding, bit sad really
"Yeah, it's trash but I like it" - emotionally secure, self-knowing, unassailable
"Yeah, it's trash but I like it" - emotionally secure, self-knowing, unassailable
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Siri . switch to tgirl voice
October 17, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Siri . switch to tgirl voice
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this is how I pull off all my outfits btw. i'm just really really confident in them
one of the most powerful skills you can ever master for yourself is "yes, it sucks, and i love it". once you learn this you are free
October 17, 2023 at 1:24 PM
this is how I pull off all my outfits btw. i'm just really really confident in them
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take this stuffed crust, for it is my body. and this garlic sauce, for it is my blood.
in the name of the Papa, the John, and the Better Ingredients, amen
in the name of the Papa, the John, and the Better Ingredients, amen
October 14, 2023 at 10:15 PM
take this stuffed crust, for it is my body. and this garlic sauce, for it is my blood.
in the name of the Papa, the John, and the Better Ingredients, amen
in the name of the Papa, the John, and the Better Ingredients, amen
Fuck Columbus, can’t wait to spend the day explaining that we’re open but it’s still a bank holiday so no your loan isn’t funded yet
October 9, 2023 at 2:24 PM
Fuck Columbus, can’t wait to spend the day explaining that we’re open but it’s still a bank holiday so no your loan isn’t funded yet
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I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
haha you've been
just completely
fuckin owned
plumless asshole
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
haha you've been
just completely
fuckin owned
plumless asshole
June 12, 2023 at 3:48 AM
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
haha you've been
just completely
fuckin owned
plumless asshole
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
haha you've been
just completely
fuckin owned
plumless asshole
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Adjusted for inflation genies would be offering like 17 wishes
October 8, 2023 at 6:23 AM
Adjusted for inflation genies would be offering like 17 wishes
Seasonal depression creeps closer to kicking my ass, and my resolve not to impulsively get a dog grows weaker
October 8, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Seasonal depression creeps closer to kicking my ass, and my resolve not to impulsively get a dog grows weaker