PonyBoii
@ponyboiking.bsky.social
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Looking for my future ex wife
Looking for my future ex wife
BRING BACK CHEAP CAMPY MOVIES WITH WEIRD PLOTS
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 PM
BRING BACK CHEAP CAMPY MOVIES WITH WEIRD PLOTS
Got ghosted before a date so I’m devoting my free time to teaching myself guitar
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Got ghosted before a date so I’m devoting my free time to teaching myself guitar
And tell his little BITCH ASS to get home safe
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 AM
And tell his little BITCH ASS to get home safe
My next ass tattoo is gonna be “Travis’s property”. I still haven’t met Travis yet but I’m ready
January 30, 2026 at 2:56 AM
My next ass tattoo is gonna be “Travis’s property”. I still haven’t met Travis yet but I’m ready
It’s because of ✨ magic ✨
Maybe some slave labor
But mostly ✨ magic ✨
Maybe some slave labor
But mostly ✨ magic ✨
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
It’s because of ✨ magic ✨
Maybe some slave labor
But mostly ✨ magic ✨
Maybe some slave labor
But mostly ✨ magic ✨
Not only did I fuck your mom
*heavy guitar riff*
I fucked your dad too
*heavy guitar riff*
And honestly
*heavy guitar riff*
We fell in love and I’m moving in
*heavy metal music*
*heavy guitar riff*
I fucked your dad too
*heavy guitar riff*
And honestly
*heavy guitar riff*
We fell in love and I’m moving in
*heavy metal music*
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Not only did I fuck your mom
*heavy guitar riff*
I fucked your dad too
*heavy guitar riff*
And honestly
*heavy guitar riff*
We fell in love and I’m moving in
*heavy metal music*
*heavy guitar riff*
I fucked your dad too
*heavy guitar riff*
And honestly
*heavy guitar riff*
We fell in love and I’m moving in
*heavy metal music*
New slur: smoothie - a person with a smooth brain
January 29, 2026 at 5:25 AM
New slur: smoothie - a person with a smooth brain
Money is wasted on the rich
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Money is wasted on the rich
I wonder what a George Carlton special would look like in 2026
January 28, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I wonder what a George Carlton special would look like in 2026
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i’m married to the money but it’s the currency of your heart
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
i’m married to the money but it’s the currency of your heart
The dems are in the exact position that they have ALWAYS WANTED to be in and they’re fucking fumbling it
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 AM
The dems are in the exact position that they have ALWAYS WANTED to be in and they’re fucking fumbling it
I just want a good old fashion spit handshake
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I just want a good old fashion spit handshake
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naps are wasted on the youth
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
naps are wasted on the youth
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It's a problem that actual elected officials post on social media as if they are powerless observers and commentators.
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
It's a problem that actual elected officials post on social media as if they are powerless observers and commentators.
I showed my brother Ne-Yo and he said “this is some 80s music” 😭
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 AM
I showed my brother Ne-Yo and he said “this is some 80s music” 😭
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January 20, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Me: "My biggest weakness? Hmmm..let me think...well, some people say I’m delusional."
Uber driver: "I didn’t say anything, ma'am."
Uber driver: "I didn’t say anything, ma'am."
January 20, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Me: "My biggest weakness? Hmmm..let me think...well, some people say I’m delusional."
Uber driver: "I didn’t say anything, ma'am."
Uber driver: "I didn’t say anything, ma'am."
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ME JOINING THE HIVE MIND: sup
HIVE MIND: no thank you
HIVE MIND: no thank you
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
ME JOINING THE HIVE MIND: sup
HIVE MIND: no thank you
HIVE MIND: no thank you
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Suffered cosmic loss yet continues holding it together quite impressively.
-me, updating my dating profile
-me, updating my dating profile
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Suffered cosmic loss yet continues holding it together quite impressively.
-me, updating my dating profile
-me, updating my dating profile
I don’t think I’ve ever sneezed in my sleep. Why?
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever sneezed in my sleep. Why?
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The apology world tour of the next Dem president is going to be bigger than the Eras Tour.
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The apology world tour of the next Dem president is going to be bigger than the Eras Tour.
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[jamming on guitar]
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
[jamming on guitar]
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
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We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm