Prajwal
@prajwal.bsky.social
Chronically unserious. You might know me as 2006’s TIME Person of the Year. I play Magic and perform magic; sometimes I confuse the two.
I want to issue a heartfelt congratulations to dementia Don on earning his participation award 👏
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Trump has spent years fuming that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize. So a deeply compromised organization invents a “FIFA Peace Prize” just for him. It’s authoritarian ego-management 101: if reality won’t deliver a trophy, make one up. #holdfast #SteadyState
You can hear a CNN panelist off camera laughing as Trump gets the “2025 FIFA Peace Prize.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I want to issue a heartfelt congratulations to dementia Don on earning his participation award 👏
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Read the room guys
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection." n.pr/4rDF0jv
You read that white: Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year is 'Cloud Dancer'
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection."
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Read the room guys
Honestly kinda glad our AZ dems aren’t on here. Except for fucking Greg 🤦♂️
59 House Democrats joined Republicans in voting to codify Trump's suggestion box for billionaires to complain about public interest regulations that prevent them from defrauding you.
clerk.house.gov/Votes/2025311
clerk.house.gov/Votes/2025311
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Honestly kinda glad our AZ dems aren’t on here. Except for fucking Greg 🤦♂️
How many drinks do we think Pete Hegseth had before talking here?
Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
How many drinks do we think Pete Hegseth had before talking here?
They’ve tried nothing and they’re all out of ideas.
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
They’ve tried nothing and they’re all out of ideas.
Honestly I’m shocked they didn’t have AI make a new image
Is the reason they had to dig back to 2019 because Trump is golfing?
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Honestly I’m shocked they didn’t have AI make a new image
I’m 92% sure Donald doesn’t actually know how to calculate the percentage of documents signed by autopen.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m 92% sure Donald doesn’t actually know how to calculate the percentage of documents signed by autopen.
Deep lore time. I’ve been to a single concert in my entire life. Some Warped Tour way back when. I got heat stroke and have never been to a concert since 🤷♂️
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Deep lore time. I’ve been to a single concert in my entire life. Some Warped Tour way back when. I got heat stroke and have never been to a concert since 🤷♂️
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
Despite having never been to Illinois, I want @katmabu.bsky.social to win as much as I wanted Mamdani to win in NYC so this is great news!
That being said, that 31% undecided bloc down there makes this anyone’s game.
That being said, that 31% undecided bloc down there makes this anyone’s game.
NEW IL-09 poll with the Justice Coalition Action: Daniel Biss and Kat Abughazaleh are tied for first in the Democratic primary with 18% of the vote.
Laura Fine trails in third with 10%, and all other candidates receive 6% or less of the vote.
Laura Fine trails in third with 10%, and all other candidates receive 6% or less of the vote.
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Despite having never been to Illinois, I want @katmabu.bsky.social to win as much as I wanted Mamdani to win in NYC so this is great news!
That being said, that 31% undecided bloc down there makes this anyone’s game.
That being said, that 31% undecided bloc down there makes this anyone’s game.
Goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway:
1. It’s not sedition.
2. Sedition isn’t punishable by death.
1. It’s not sedition.
2. Sedition isn’t punishable by death.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway:
1. It’s not sedition.
2. Sedition isn’t punishable by death.
1. It’s not sedition.
2. Sedition isn’t punishable by death.
Just so we’re clear, the NVIDIA CEO would never admit it’s a bubble even if it were.
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang rejects talk of AI bubble: 'We see something very different'
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang rejects talk of AI bubble: 'We see something very different'
During Nvidia's quarterly earnings call, CEO Jensen Huang offered a three-pronged argument to suggest that AI isn't a bubble.
cnb.cx
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just so we’re clear, the NVIDIA CEO would never admit it’s a bubble even if it were.
Idk if it’s better for Bill Clinton to make a statement saying, “I did not have sexual relations with Donald Trump” to bring his arc full circle or for him to just say “Trump is the throat goat.” 🤷♂️
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Idk if it’s better for Bill Clinton to make a statement saying, “I did not have sexual relations with Donald Trump” to bring his arc full circle or for him to just say “Trump is the throat goat.” 🤷♂️
Those pesky Democrats! Messing with the Federal Stats System with their total control over *checks notes* zero government branches!
And there it is. They don’t want to release the dismal inflation or jobs numbers for October and are claiming that it’s the fault of Democrats.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Those pesky Democrats! Messing with the Federal Stats System with their total control over *checks notes* zero government branches!
“I don’t pepper spray children” is exactly what someone who pepper sprays children would say.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“I don’t pepper spray children” is exactly what someone who pepper sprays children would say.
To the surprise of literally no one.
Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
BREAKING: Despite Senate deal, Mike Johnson will not commit to a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies all while Trump is blasting Marjorie Taylor Greene in their intra-party rift.
A major news update. I have the latest: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
A major news update. I have the latest: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
BREAKING: Mike Johnson Won't Commit to Vote on Healthcare and Trump Blasts Greene
Mike Johnson will not commit to a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies all while Trump is blasting Marjorie Taylor Greene in their intra-party rift.
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
To the surprise of literally no one.
Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
So this is obviously good news. But let’s lot normalize how fucking insane it is that same-sex marriage is still questioned in 2025.
Also refusing to hear a case doesn’t mean they endorse same-sex marriage so I guess it’s not out of the fire yet.
Also refusing to hear a case doesn’t mean they endorse same-sex marriage so I guess it’s not out of the fire yet.
The challenge to the court's 2015 ruling came from Kim Davis, the former Kentucky clerk who refused to issue same-sex licenses after the court's Obergefell v. Hodges decision, which recognized a constitutional right to same-sex marriage. n.pr/47yOyEH
Supreme Court declines to revisit gay marriage decision
The challenge to the court's 2015 ruling came from Kim Davis, the former Kentucky clerk who refused to issue same-sex licenses after the court's Obergefell v. Hodges decision, which recognized a constitutional right to same-sex marriage.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
So this is obviously good news. But let’s lot normalize how fucking insane it is that same-sex marriage is still questioned in 2025.
Also refusing to hear a case doesn’t mean they endorse same-sex marriage so I guess it’s not out of the fire yet.
Also refusing to hear a case doesn’t mean they endorse same-sex marriage so I guess it’s not out of the fire yet.
Folks in these states need to vote these clowns out! Absolute invertebrates the lot of them.
Side note, it turns out his actual birth name really is Angus King.
Side note, it turns out his actual birth name really is Angus King.
If you don’t like lukewarm #democrats, stop letting them go unchallenged in their primaries 🌈🌈🌈🌈
Tonight’s disappointments aren’t up in 2026, but some of the centrists that are only held the line bc they want to keep their seats. So… vote in the senate primaries. Enough is enough.
#thisiswhywelose
Tonight’s disappointments aren’t up in 2026, but some of the centrists that are only held the line bc they want to keep their seats. So… vote in the senate primaries. Enough is enough.
#thisiswhywelose
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Folks in these states need to vote these clowns out! Absolute invertebrates the lot of them.
Side note, it turns out his actual birth name really is Angus King.
Side note, it turns out his actual birth name really is Angus King.
Thank goodness the party of states’ rights is definitely going to stand up for each state’s right to feed their people, right? Dozy Don’s gonna sign an EO trying to stop food donations next.
JUST IN: The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
Trump tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thank goodness the party of states’ rights is definitely going to stand up for each state’s right to feed their people, right? Dozy Don’s gonna sign an EO trying to stop food donations next.
The worst thing about Zohran Mamdani is the fact that my Desi parents are now going to ask me why I’m not the mayor of anything despite being the same age. 🤦♂️
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The worst thing about Zohran Mamdani is the fact that my Desi parents are now going to ask me why I’m not the mayor of anything despite being the same age. 🤦♂️
National Treasure is the best #IndependenceDay movie. I will not be hearing alternative takes on this topic. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
July 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
National Treasure is the best #IndependenceDay movie. I will not be hearing alternative takes on this topic. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Just so we’re clear, #ZohranMamdani didn’t win because of social media. He won on good policy and by not being a ghoul.
June 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Just so we’re clear, #ZohranMamdani didn’t win because of social media. He won on good policy and by not being a ghoul.
#28YearsLater is the best #PowerRangers movie I’ve seen
June 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
#28YearsLater is the best #PowerRangers movie I’ve seen