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Cuando tu opinión sea una empanada, me la das.
Like mantequilla on a hot tortilla.
Hoy semillas; mañana flores.
Like mantequilla on a hot tortilla.
Hoy semillas; mañana flores.
I've been asked to make a cake next week for a bday in our department and to make one for a coworker's kid graduating college.
Bro, I'm the cake guy now.
Also, if you have a strawberry cake recipe I'm gonna need that ASAP.
Bro, I'm the cake guy now.
Also, if you have a strawberry cake recipe I'm gonna need that ASAP.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I've been asked to make a cake next week for a bday in our department and to make one for a coworker's kid graduating college.
Bro, I'm the cake guy now.
Also, if you have a strawberry cake recipe I'm gonna need that ASAP.
Bro, I'm the cake guy now.
Also, if you have a strawberry cake recipe I'm gonna need that ASAP.
TIL "Mare of Easttown" and "Mayor of Kingstown" are different shows.
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
TIL "Mare of Easttown" and "Mayor of Kingstown" are different shows.
There are FIVE people on this entire side of the building today.
THREE of them are my supervisor, her boss, and her boss.
Not today, Satan. Not today.
THREE of them are my supervisor, her boss, and her boss.
Not today, Satan. Not today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There are FIVE people on this entire side of the building today.
THREE of them are my supervisor, her boss, and her boss.
Not today, Satan. Not today.
THREE of them are my supervisor, her boss, and her boss.
Not today, Satan. Not today.
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Good morning
September 20, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Good morning
I was left for a DJ once, so this isn't surprising.
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I was left for a DJ once, so this isn't surprising.
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he’s the creator of Flask. he’s literally the creator of Django. you dipshits he invented Zoop. better watch how you talk to the actual inventor of Peebo
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
he’s the creator of Flask. he’s literally the creator of Django. you dipshits he invented Zoop. better watch how you talk to the actual inventor of Peebo
Journalists that cover Trump rn:
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Journalists that cover Trump rn:
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im literally linda belcher. im a dark haired loudmouth who bursts into song unpredictably and lives among the raccoons
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
im literally linda belcher. im a dark haired loudmouth who bursts into song unpredictably and lives among the raccoons
I baked some cakes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I baked some cakes.
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The final day of 49-consecutive days of football is here!🥲
4:30pm ET — ESPNU
Bowling Green (3-8) @ UMass (0-11)
7:30pm ET — ESPN2
WMU (7-4, MAC 6-1) @ EMU (4-7)
4:30pm ET — ESPNU
Bowling Green (3-8) @ UMass (0-11)
7:30pm ET — ESPN2
WMU (7-4, MAC 6-1) @ EMU (4-7)
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The final day of 49-consecutive days of football is here!🥲
4:30pm ET — ESPNU
Bowling Green (3-8) @ UMass (0-11)
7:30pm ET — ESPN2
WMU (7-4, MAC 6-1) @ EMU (4-7)
4:30pm ET — ESPNU
Bowling Green (3-8) @ UMass (0-11)
7:30pm ET — ESPN2
WMU (7-4, MAC 6-1) @ EMU (4-7)
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
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If you are concerned about people swiping books from your little free library and reselling those books, I ask you to go to your local used bookstore and sell a book
Okay?
Understand?
Alright, next question
Okay?
Understand?
Alright, next question
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you are concerned about people swiping books from your little free library and reselling those books, I ask you to go to your local used bookstore and sell a book
Okay?
Understand?
Alright, next question
Okay?
Understand?
Alright, next question
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Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
I've rarely seen more accurate genre descriptions.
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Nanette Stanley – What A Way To Go [US, Porn-Groove/Yacht Disco] (1976)
https://redd.it/hqzybv
https://youtu.be/SvwFaiNQn6Y
https://redd.it/hqzybv
https://youtu.be/SvwFaiNQn6Y
Nanette Stanley – What A Way To Go [US, Porn-Groove/Yacht Disco] (1976)
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I've rarely seen more accurate genre descriptions.
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My favorite DFW meteorologist left and they replaced her with a (seemingly) nice, good looking, young dude AND I HATE IT.
Now I can't even watch the damn news before work anymore.
Now I can't even watch the damn news before work anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My favorite DFW meteorologist left and they replaced her with a (seemingly) nice, good looking, young dude AND I HATE IT.
Now I can't even watch the damn news before work anymore.
Now I can't even watch the damn news before work anymore.
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If you are interested in whether Briles has taken responsibility for the failures under his tenure at Baylor, consider that two years ago, during the only time he's been under oath, he lied about basic things like whether he wrote his own memoir: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
The Most Puzzling Moments From Art Briles’s Testimony in the Baylor Title IX Lawsuit
The former head football coach was called to testify on Thursday—and made some surprising assertions.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you are interested in whether Briles has taken responsibility for the failures under his tenure at Baylor, consider that two years ago, during the only time he's been under oath, he lied about basic things like whether he wrote his own memoir: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)
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121 days until Opening Day
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
121 days until Opening Day
'Tis the season!
HOUSTON: A church employee pretended to be ICE to extort a masseuse for money who is in the country legally with a temporary visa
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
'Tis the season!
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Someone put Kevin on the spot to explain why Briles was so easily available, don’t let him blab about second chances for someone who’s nearly 70, ask him to go on record what about his downfall at Baylor was worth overlooking.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Someone put Kevin on the spot to explain why Briles was so easily available, don’t let him blab about second chances for someone who’s nearly 70, ask him to go on record what about his downfall at Baylor was worth overlooking.
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BROTHER HE’S COPYING HIS LOOK NOW LMAO
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
BROTHER HE’S COPYING HIS LOOK NOW LMAO