atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great unstable government is in town tonight. Go and start a color revolution. That should pick you up."
CIA Agent bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... America is that color revolution.”
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great unstable government is in town tonight. Go and start a color revolution. That should pick you up."
CIA Agent bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... America is that color revolution.”
"POOP–"
[mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge]
"POOP IS–"
[mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously]
"POOP USED TO BE FOOD."
[signals timeout]
"POOP–"
[mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge]
"POOP IS–"
[mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously]
"POOP USED TO BE FOOD."
[signals timeout]