Puck Sherburn
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Puck Sherburn
@pucksherburn.bsky.social
Just Dude, looking for pals who don't suck.

I like MPLS City, MN Aurora, Liverpool & doing cool stuff outside.
I have IBS: I misplaced my Beer Syndrome
I have IBS: Irritable Bitch Syndrome
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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i would like to speak to matilda’s manager
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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2025 has been so shitty but at least it gave us two iconic images of unmitigated joy.
Taking down pedophiles. Taking down Nazis. *chef’s kiss*
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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best to ever do it
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Had brunch with some friends in town for Xmas. She saw me & said "this whole Castro vibe is working for you".

Chat, I fear I've been owned.
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Excited to announce my upcoming appearance on CBS/the FP. (I'll be taking the "no" position.)
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It was actually a horrible time June Covid. If a bridge hadn't closed while my wife was care giving for her father. Who had his bottom jaw removed & replaced by his left shoulder blade. # thnx agent orange.

We pulled out at 5 something AM summer solstice 2020. The best picture I've ever taken.
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've had 3 weeks from hell! Now I have 16 days off. I didn't do the entire dent in this bottle tonight. Just a little bit. It was a nice lil reward.
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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30 of these guys vs one Ben Shapiro debate YouTube
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm 95% sure the one in black is a Maynards dock boy.
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I have 8.5 working hours left until 16 days off. Those 8.5 hours will feel like 17 days.
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
To the tune of "Fly" by Sugar Ray

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, just wanna die.

Put your hands around my throat & just squeeze away.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, just want, to, die.
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Y'all wanna see a ratio?
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December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Got fawkin dayum!
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Yes, correct; then jail him. Y’all are alllllmost there buddies
After briefing on strikes off Venezuela, Sen. Sheehy says “if we're going to question the legal process and the procedural process to target bad guys that this administration is using, then all of you better start cracking open every single Obama kinetic strike”
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They hit it off, he got a second date!

You'll never believe it, but she also likes to fish.
A buddy who just got out of a toxic marriage. Just texted me about his first, first date in 15 years.

Him: "IDK, I think it's should cancel. She's way too pretty."

Me: "Dude, no. You met her on bumble. She approached YOU!"

Him: "its gotta be a catfish. She's like pharmaceutical sales rep pretty"
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
A buddy who just got out of a toxic marriage. Just texted me about his first, first date in 15 years.

Him: "IDK, I think it's should cancel. She's way too pretty."

Me: "Dude, no. You met her on bumble. She approached YOU!"

Him: "its gotta be a catfish. She's like pharmaceutical sales rep pretty"
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The "How come" Google game is about to become the "Why won't Sora let me" Google game.
NEW - Disney and OpenAI have struck a new three-year deal letting Sora generate short, fan-prompted social videos featuring 200+ characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars.
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Honestly, my biggest compliant is hearing other players smoke alarm low battery chirps. I've stopped playing a handful of games because it was so prevalent.
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Dumpers may be orange 🍑

Dumpers may be green 🎄

But no matter what their color

Just make sure those cheeks are seen 🥰🍑
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It is 28°F & DUMPING snow. I wish everyday of winter was like this. 6 months of this & 6 months of 85-90° medium humidity.
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Today can't get any worse, fuck it. Up the Reds!
Super stressed with work, not sure I need to add to that by turning on Arnes irritating Reds.
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Super stressed with work, not sure I need to add to that by turning on Arnes irritating Reds.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM