No word of a lie detected. @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social

Oh, look, a cover!

www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/ann-l...

Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree https://theonion.com/area-man-has-far-greater-knowledge-of-marvel-universe-t-1819571080/

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

How dare you!! They are delicious and flawless!

Woot! It's Thin Mint Guides cookies season! I've bought so many boxes already...

I know bits about it, and it sounds fascinating, but I don't do horror. How horror of a horror movie is it?

Wait...what?!? Demeo, one of my favourite VR games, is getting an officially licensed DnD version?!? More Demeo makes Quaid a very happy boy!! @resolutiongames.bsky.social @battlemarked.bsky.social youtu.be/kasgPB71yLA?...

A quest to eliminate $5 million has tripled, thanks to the generosity and passion of THE TOXIC AVENGER fans across the country.

Together, you didn’t just meet that goal, you crushed it, helping wipe out over $15 million dollars in medical debt for 10,000+ people!

Last night my neighbor was driving home when a deer leapt out & dinged her car before disappearing into the darkness. She was shaken so she came over & we sat outside w a drink. As we chatted, a deer crashed out of the bushes & into the street in front of us & now we're sure they're OUT TO GET HER

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.

Seriously. I'm even joking. I didn't even plan this. If anything, Kobo did this! The Space Between Us was on sale a few weeks ago so I grabbed it. When I checked my wishlist this morning for something new to start, The Space Between Worlds was on sale! KOBO! *shakes fist in mock anger*

Unclench your jaw.

Relax your brow.

Go get a drink of water.

See if you've taken your meds

Eat something.

Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing.

Because you do.

You're a wonderful person.

And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through

Finished The Collapsing Wave by Doug Johnstone last night. Another riveting read, and the sequel to The Space Between Us. And next up, just to totally confuse my already struggling brain, I'm starting The Space Between Worlds, by Micaiah Johnson!!

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

I’ve boycotted Uber for years now. I wish I could do more that just boycott them. Couldn’t hate them more.

Board games with friends.

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

The first price drop has happened - everything is now 40% off!
www.raincity.games/used-game-sa...

The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."