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Rachele Roper
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Cat Lady 🐈‍⬛
Cottagecore Maximalist 🍄
Leftist Witch 🔮
Radical Empath 🩵
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Among the questions I'd never imagined asking, I can now add:

"How best can I help Canada and Mexico in the trade war?"
February 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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My sister said she was glad she was craving chips right now because “The Chip Christmas” is coming up

She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.
February 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be
February 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight.
February 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Heroes
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I severely hate when people listen to their phones on speaker with no headphones in waiting rooms.

No, I don't want to hear your music or your conversation. God damn.
December 11, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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😾
December 11, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Watching Star Wars and rooting for the empire because it represents law and order
December 8, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"
December 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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Gonna start a school for politicians to learn how to go on podcasts and I'm going to charge so much money and also the entire thing is going to be rephrasing the sentence, "Now, for this next part, you're going to want to pretend like you're currently a human person."
December 5, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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HOW TO TELL IF OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR MUSIC FROM YOUR SPEAKERS WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN NATURE, a thread

1. They don't.
December 6, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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I shouldn’t be forced to listen to super loud live music when I’m at the grocery store
December 7, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.
December 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.

The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.

🦌🦌🦌
December 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Free Trial - Gator Days
December 6, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
December 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Secret Panel HERE 🤷‍♀️ tapas.io/episode/2152422
December 5, 2024 at 2:52 PM