@rachelthewondercat.bsky.social
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i’m here you fuckaas bitch
May 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
dut dut musk
March 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
dut dut musk
In 2017 I saw Frenzal Rhomb in Bendigo & they gently mocked me for not wearing shoes on a thursd'y night
Frenzal Rhomb been holding this down for years
March 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
In 2017 I saw Frenzal Rhomb in Bendigo & they gently mocked me for not wearing shoes on a thursd'y night
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In news surprising absolutely no one, the wealthiest 10% own two thirds of all investment properties. @caitkelly.bsky.social
March 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
In news surprising absolutely no one, the wealthiest 10% own two thirds of all investment properties. @caitkelly.bsky.social
craving a loaded pizza with good sauce, loads of shredded proccessed meat, onion bacon mushroom egg green capsicum & cheese. So loaded its base is oily/soggy & it makes men angry.
March 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
craving a loaded pizza with good sauce, loads of shredded proccessed meat, onion bacon mushroom egg green capsicum & cheese. So loaded its base is oily/soggy & it makes men angry.
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When I cook hot dogs I like to say "I'm giving the dogs a bath." My wife & I are separated
February 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I cook hot dogs I like to say "I'm giving the dogs a bath." My wife & I are separated
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I ate a whole wheel of Brie like a biscuit yesterday and consider that to be perfectly normal behaviour
February 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I ate a whole wheel of Brie like a biscuit yesterday and consider that to be perfectly normal behaviour
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My kid works in a big fast food chain.
Please chill out when going to one of these places. Be nice to staff.
(a thread Im going to add to)
Please chill out when going to one of these places. Be nice to staff.
(a thread Im going to add to)
February 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My kid works in a big fast food chain.
Please chill out when going to one of these places. Be nice to staff.
(a thread Im going to add to)
Please chill out when going to one of these places. Be nice to staff.
(a thread Im going to add to)
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George: are you reading the news lately? planes are falling out of the sky
Jerry: falling out of the sky?
George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY!
Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents!
[Kramer bursts in]
Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs?
Jerry: falling out of the sky?
George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY!
Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents!
[Kramer bursts in]
Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs?
February 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
George: are you reading the news lately? planes are falling out of the sky
Jerry: falling out of the sky?
George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY!
Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents!
[Kramer bursts in]
Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs?
Jerry: falling out of the sky?
George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY!
Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents!
[Kramer bursts in]
Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs?
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i bet i wouldn't have to raise my voice if i had a telescoping head
February 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i bet i wouldn't have to raise my voice if i had a telescoping head
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How can you not believe it isn't butter Susan it tastes fucking terrible
February 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
How can you not believe it isn't butter Susan it tastes fucking terrible
Always be punctual
January 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Always be punctual
American drone owners, please launch your drone and follow the mystery drones, and report back.
December 14, 2024 at 11:58 AM
American drone owners, please launch your drone and follow the mystery drones, and report back.
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babe there's no way you'll get pregnant if we do it on the pull out couch
December 12, 2024 at 3:50 AM
babe there's no way you'll get pregnant if we do it on the pull out couch
If anyone has rights to the word "raygun", its Activision.
December 7, 2024 at 10:25 AM
If anyone has rights to the word "raygun", its Activision.
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Housing is a workplace issue if workers can’t afford to live near the places they actually work (or afford to live anywhere in general) - so I would really love to see our unions actually do something about housing and public housing.
December 5, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Housing is a workplace issue if workers can’t afford to live near the places they actually work (or afford to live anywhere in general) - so I would really love to see our unions actually do something about housing and public housing.
floof & loaf
December 5, 2024 at 12:59 PM
floof & loaf
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quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage
December 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM
quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage
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I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this
December 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
keens curry devilled eggs are better than the mustard version
December 4, 2024 at 8:01 AM
keens curry devilled eggs are better than the mustard version