Elise
@radia.bsky.social
Technologist, effort poster, software engineer, socialist loser, keyboard warrior
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Calling him “Mr. Dilbert” is what sets the Onion apart.
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Calling him “Mr. Dilbert” is what sets the Onion apart.
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I love it when we all stay up late having fun together in our jammies with our little snacks
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I love it when we all stay up late having fun together in our jammies with our little snacks
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a Knives Out movie where Benoit Blanc, previously unseen for the first 2.5 hours, strolls up to the murder scene at the very end with a bagel sandwich in a brown paper sack and unravels the whole thing with his mouth full
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
a Knives Out movie where Benoit Blanc, previously unseen for the first 2.5 hours, strolls up to the murder scene at the very end with a bagel sandwich in a brown paper sack and unravels the whole thing with his mouth full
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anyone who doesn't buy all the video games i direct will be at a cognitive, social, and spiritual disadvantage (they will go to hell).
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
anyone who doesn't buy all the video games i direct will be at a cognitive, social, and spiritual disadvantage (they will go to hell).
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@kbash.bsky.social is it legal for me to ask what CRT filters you featured in your latest Ys video? Some of them looked TIGHT
April 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@kbash.bsky.social is it legal for me to ask what CRT filters you featured in your latest Ys video? Some of them looked TIGHT
@jonbois.bsky.social had an idea:
The Decline of LBJ's Great Society and the Run Game in Football: Correlation...or Causation?
reagan years were the height of the west coast offense
don't blame me for holding the mirror up on American society...
The Decline of LBJ's Great Society and the Run Game in Football: Correlation...or Causation?
reagan years were the height of the west coast offense
don't blame me for holding the mirror up on American society...
April 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social had an idea:
The Decline of LBJ's Great Society and the Run Game in Football: Correlation...or Causation?
reagan years were the height of the west coast offense
don't blame me for holding the mirror up on American society...
The Decline of LBJ's Great Society and the Run Game in Football: Correlation...or Causation?
reagan years were the height of the west coast offense
don't blame me for holding the mirror up on American society...
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I should move to the North
If you’re in the Twin Cities, go outside. Sunset is sick, couldn’t really do it justice from the car.
January 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I should move to the North
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If I were in charge of CFB scheduling, I would immediately schedule South Carolina and Illinois to play in the first game of next season too. Sudden And Out Of Nowhere Blood Feuds are the best bowl games, and we must maximize their impact.
December 31, 2024 at 10:59 PM
If I were in charge of CFB scheduling, I would immediately schedule South Carolina and Illinois to play in the first game of next season too. Sudden And Out Of Nowhere Blood Feuds are the best bowl games, and we must maximize their impact.
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☆。★。☆。★
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★。＼｜／。★
Sing to the colors
that float in the light;
Hurrah for the
Yellow and Blue!
★。／｜＼。★
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☆。 ★。 ☆ ★
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★。＼｜／。★
Sing to the colors
that float in the light;
Hurrah for the
Yellow and Blue!
★。／｜＼。★
。☆。。☆
☆。 ★。 ☆ ★
December 31, 2024 at 8:32 PM
☆。★。☆。★
。☆ 。☆。☆
★。＼｜／。★
Sing to the colors
that float in the light;
Hurrah for the
Yellow and Blue!
★。／｜＼。★
。☆。。☆
☆。 ★。 ☆ ★
。☆ 。☆。☆
★。＼｜／。★
Sing to the colors
that float in the light;
Hurrah for the
Yellow and Blue!
★。／｜＼。★
。☆。。☆
☆。 ★。 ☆ ★
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important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting
not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting
not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
December 22, 2024 at 7:11 PM
important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting
not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting
not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
ive been saying this
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
ive been saying this
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 PM
(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails
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too many men on the field? honey's there too many men EVERYwhere
December 8, 2024 at 9:23 PM
too many men on the field? honey's there too many men EVERYwhere
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
December 7, 2024 at 3:50 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
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i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you
December 8, 2024 at 7:05 AM
i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you
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people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
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Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher
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In the Matrix cash is king. Let's get this trending. Let's make this the first trending topic on Bluesky.
September 26, 2023 at 10:18 PM
In the Matrix cash is king. Let's get this trending. Let's make this the first trending topic on Bluesky.
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wishing for another year of very important posts
September 25, 2023 at 3:28 AM
wishing for another year of very important posts
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"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.
September 25, 2023 at 12:18 PM
"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football twitter.com/i/status/170...
Twitter / ?
twitter.com
September 22, 2023 at 6:05 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football twitter.com/i/status/170...