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Charm City Art Turkey
@rahnealexander.com
The most beloved dyke in Baltimore

Intermedia artist, irritable trans lady, certified game changer, ordained minister

I love the block button

https://linktr.ee/RahneAlexander
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Welcome new followers (and old friends too — mutuals from elsewhere, I’ll add you back as I have time to catch up, I swear!)

I thought it might be worthwhile to do an introductory post, even tho I’ve been here on Bluesky since the Alf days
Here we go:
if this isn't my first song of the day tomorrow it should be

youtu.be/RBZKHnmTJu4
Yes, Dazz Band, and Dio - "Whip My Lonely, Dark Heart"
YouTube video by Bill McClintock
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
seems like a skill issue to me

he'd never make it as a diy artist
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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A 2025 story
Can't wait for the documentary: Tinker Tailor Soldier Dumbass
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I, too, was obsessed w/this song & covered it in episode 2 of the streaming shows I did during “lockdown,” such as it was. Link to video I just put up on instagram, if you’re interested: www.instagram.com/reel/DRi-Fww...
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Today I learned that Vito Russo sent a copy of Coni Beeson’s Holding (1971) to the Lesbian Herstory Archives in the 1980s. The film was originally part of the collection of the Multi Media Resource Library, a sex ed distribution service run by two Methodist ministers in SF
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
yall de la soul is losing and there are ONLY 329 votes total

i feel like me myself and i alone* can swing this vote to make 3 feet high and rising the best album of 1989

wasn't it just a week ago everyone was memeing about "1989 best music year evar"

vote
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.

Gift link:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i love this movie and its weird sequel so much!
9. The Trouble With Angels (1966). Another one for the Wake Up Dead Man related readings. youtu.be/BKW0J6etVSA?...
The Trouble With Angels
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
#3 seed and rising
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
sometimes i want farturas, or patonggo, or calentitos de rueda, and other times i want porras, jeringos, or tejeringos

i'm churro diverse
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
everybody always talks about leni riefenstahl but nobody ever mentions squiggy riefenstahl
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
today's first song of the day is "kingdom come" by tom verlaine

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx8d...
Kingdom Come
YouTube video by Tom Verlaine - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
insomnia implies the existence of outsomnia
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
uh oh i broke my no poasting at 3 am rule
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
elaine in an orioles hat dot gif
The Detective John Munch-iverse connects Homicide, Law & Order, The Wire, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Sesame Street, The X-Files, the list goes on…BUT Richard Belzer also played “a detective” on an episode of Mad About You that wasn’t specifically Munch, but essentially the same character SOOOO
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Sold another charity mug for Leftover Love, Inc!
They do important work in the Baltimore area and if you buy one of my mugs you'll be helping them get more food to people - and you'll own a cool mug!

www.bonfire.com/three-ravens...
Three Ravens Press Mug | Bonfire
Official logo of TRP! You get a cool mug and help food get to people who need it. Win-win!. All profits from these official Three Ravens Press mugs go to help Leftover...
www.bonfire.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the rod stewart stomach pump myth was very prominent in the backwater where i grew up, and somehow that didn't seem to diminish his overall appeal

some guys have all the luck
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
it's so cool that the boer-war inspired youth paramilitary organization that was directly responsible for me getting physically, emotionally and sexually assaulted is now too woke to be an, ahem, "boy friendly" environment
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
it occurs to me that as a society we are fortunate that the previous top foghorn leghorn guy, kevin spacey, was unavailable, and so we got daniel craig instead
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Piecaken is.
Is a pie a sandwich?
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
great googly moogly
mid googly moogly
wack googly moogly
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I cannot relate to any of you pie-hating weirdos.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Any dessert is great if you aren’t paying for it!
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM