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Batman Slam Bang Vanilla Ice Cream (1966-circa 1968): Vanilla ice cream, loaded with swirls of banana-flavored marshmallow. Released as a promotional item for the "Batman" TV series, with some nifty comic-style artwork on the carton.
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Crazy to learn that, after years of Americans engaging in grindset, the form already peaked in 2017 with "counterfeit 5-hour energy."
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Aliya Rahman told ICE she was disabled

She told them she was on her way to a doctor appt

They broke her window, cut her seatbelt & dragged her away like an animal

She was headed to the Traumatic Brain Injury Center when they grabbed her.

She was denied access to a doctor & tossed in detention
Woman seen pulled from car speaks out: 'Lucky to be alive'
abcnews.go.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I have been getting into CDs and they have repaired my relationship with music. Ditch all the streaming shit ASAP.
January 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Hiking prices, ensuring 88% of the songs on their dogshit service never earn money and the bargain basement supervillain asshole who invented this service is investing heavily in murder drones. Use literally anything else.
January 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.
Minneapolis Parks and Recreation has canceled youth sports because ICE is terrorizing our community
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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My mood lately. (I might make into a sticker if y'all want?)
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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The thing about Minnesota Dems telling everyone to be calm is that, when we don’t listen to that terrible advice and then win, they’ll take credit for the victory the next time they run for something
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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To make this point even clearer, not that it should matter, but it's never just transphobia. There isn't a single transphobe alive who otherwise shares your nice views. I dare you to name a single case where that's true.
An antifascist popular front and transphobia are incompatible. A big tent that includes transphobes isn't a big tent, it's a tent with a hole in the roof.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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DON’T TAKE THE BAIT again. Man, you slugs could at least TRY to new way of saying “we aren’t gonna do shit to help you, but man are we itching to blame you.”
January 16, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
you are all my friends and I love you <3
January 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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It's really annoying that the administration has successfully gotten many people to accept the premise that it would be okay to murder her if he had been nudged with her car at low speed when he was not even, in fact, nudged with her car at all and just fucking slipped and panicked
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Don’t wanna piss anyone off but communism or some similar philosophy is probably the only thing that can save the human race
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The right adopting stardew valley (or trying to) is one of many “too on the nose” moments. The people who pretend to live a hard frontier lifestyle further lionizing that lifestyle through a literal cozy video game about having a farm
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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very cool!
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
90s and early-mid aughts Disney world is my rosebud leave me alone hah hah
If Typebar had Koch or Thiel money I’d have a “90s and 00s Disney theme park promotional material beat”

Just reviews of every piece of Disney theme park media from
The 90s and early-mid 00s to ever exist.
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Was there anyone who ever genuinely ended up thinking their time share was a good investment?
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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My first "Journalism is F***ed" piece of 2026! I talked to a few entertainment journos about if we're returning to a pre-Internet time, what that looks like, and how bad things are gonna get. Now live at TheFilmMaven.com!

thefilmmaven.com/entertainmen...
Are We Returning to a Pre-Internet Time for Entertainment Journalists?
A pre-Internet time may be good in theory, but what does it look like in practice?
thefilmmaven.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Watching a 30-year-old travel channel show and it’s driving me totally insane.

The dated cultural elements, extremely cringe (if at times endearingly so) humor, and knowing how this type of media would unspool into Disney influencers willing to kill for a limited edition popcorn bucket
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM