GoonMaster Skeet-8008 ⚧️🏳️⚧️
@randi4ever.gay
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Doesn't cook. Doesn't clean.
Don't ask how I got this hickey.
Performance Review Critic
Procrastination Specialist
Doesn't cook. Doesn't clean.
Don't ask how I got this hickey.
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@CNN: Philadelphia 76ers star and reigning NBA MVP Joel Embiid announced that he has committed to playing for USA Basketball at next year’s Paris Olympics https://t.co/PsLWl07FCx https://t.co/m6sfSXPaSx
October 7, 2023 at 4:02 AM
@CNN: Philadelphia 76ers star and reigning NBA MVP Joel Embiid announced that he has committed to playing for USA Basketball at next year’s Paris Olympics https://t.co/PsLWl07FCx https://t.co/m6sfSXPaSx
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It's extremely weird because Joel Embiid probably isn't my top-10 most thought-about NBA players, but it was definitely him in the dream. It was on the news that Sixers fans were sad. Where did this come from
October 20, 2023 at 4:40 PM
It's extremely weird because Joel Embiid probably isn't my top-10 most thought-about NBA players, but it was definitely him in the dream. It was on the news that Sixers fans were sad. Where did this come from
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Sixers vibes are obviously not great. There's a real chance that their title window with Joel Embiid is closed.
No matter what happens from here, I wrote about why I'm grateful to have experienced the Embiid era. #NBA
No matter what happens from here, I wrote about why I'm grateful to have experienced the Embiid era. #NBA
No matter what happens from here, Sixers fans should be grateful for the Joel Embiid era
Even if the Sixers’ championship window with Joel Embiid is closing, he’s already cemented himself as a franchise icon.
www.libertyballers.com
October 25, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Sixers vibes are obviously not great. There's a real chance that their title window with Joel Embiid is closed.
No matter what happens from here, I wrote about why I'm grateful to have experienced the Embiid era. #NBA
No matter what happens from here, I wrote about why I'm grateful to have experienced the Embiid era. #NBA
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That would be so much fun to watch!
I loved whenever I saw a story about Joel Embiid dunking on randomly dudes at a Philly public court youtu.be/dAIKczuS6VE?...
I loved whenever I saw a story about Joel Embiid dunking on randomly dudes at a Philly public court youtu.be/dAIKczuS6VE?...
Sixers' Joel Embiid Heads To Blacktop Court, Dunks On Another Guy In Philadelphia
Lesley Van Arsdall reports.
youtu.be
November 21, 2023 at 3:46 PM
That would be so much fun to watch!
I loved whenever I saw a story about Joel Embiid dunking on randomly dudes at a Philly public court youtu.be/dAIKczuS6VE?...
I loved whenever I saw a story about Joel Embiid dunking on randomly dudes at a Philly public court youtu.be/dAIKczuS6VE?...
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Holy shit that’s unreal. Joel Embiid put up 50 while missing only 9 shots but THAT is staggering.
December 7, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Holy shit that’s unreal. Joel Embiid put up 50 while missing only 9 shots but THAT is staggering.
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What’s crazy to me is that there are rookies getting drafted that started playing basketball the same year as Joel embiid.
January 12, 2024 at 11:16 PM
What’s crazy to me is that there are rookies getting drafted that started playing basketball the same year as Joel embiid.
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Joel Embiid looked so happy to see Markelle Fultz after the game tonight and that was very wholesome for me
January 20, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Joel Embiid looked so happy to see Markelle Fultz after the game tonight and that was very wholesome for me
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Liberals celebrating that Donald Trump beat Ron DeSantis is like MJ celebrating that Green Goblin beat Doctor Octopus. This isn’t a victory for us, folks. i.pinimg.com/originals/1c...
January 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Liberals celebrating that Donald Trump beat Ron DeSantis is like MJ celebrating that Green Goblin beat Doctor Octopus. This isn’t a victory for us, folks. i.pinimg.com/originals/1c...
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These people cannot accept that Ron DeSantis was awkward af and never had the traction they wanted him to have among real human voters. This wasn’t some sign of great or “brutal” strategy by Trump other than his overall status as a strong man who is more entertaining than a freak phony like Ron.
January 23, 2024 at 12:26 AM
These people cannot accept that Ron DeSantis was awkward af and never had the traction they wanted him to have among real human voters. This wasn’t some sign of great or “brutal” strategy by Trump other than his overall status as a strong man who is more entertaining than a freak phony like Ron.
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Steve Bannon called Ron DeSantis "a nine-year-old petulant child," which is not exactly inaccurate.
But to be fair, that gives him four years over Trump.
But to be fair, that gives him four years over Trump.
January 22, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Steve Bannon called Ron DeSantis "a nine-year-old petulant child," which is not exactly inaccurate.
But to be fair, that gives him four years over Trump.
But to be fair, that gives him four years over Trump.
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Ron DeSantis bows out of presidential campaign with fake Churchill quote.
“Governor DeSantis made his final bow with a blooper.”
DeSantis misattributed "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts,” to Churchill.
“Governor DeSantis made his final bow with a blooper.”
DeSantis misattributed "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts,” to Churchill.
reuters.com
www.reuters.com
January 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Ron DeSantis bows out of presidential campaign with fake Churchill quote.
“Governor DeSantis made his final bow with a blooper.”
DeSantis misattributed "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts,” to Churchill.
“Governor DeSantis made his final bow with a blooper.”
DeSantis misattributed "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts,” to Churchill.
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When Ron DeSantis first started getting national attention I looked at what he was doing in Florida and speculated that he might become the kind of effective fascist that people feared from Trump; what I underestimated was how gross and unlikable he apparently is in person, and that's beautiful
January 22, 2024 at 5:05 PM
When Ron DeSantis first started getting national attention I looked at what he was doing in Florida and speculated that he might become the kind of effective fascist that people feared from Trump; what I underestimated was how gross and unlikable he apparently is in person, and that's beautiful
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hey, I wrote a thing: "good fucking riddance to Ron Fucking DeSantis" — let's mock this dipshit’s clownshoes campaign. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so that you never miss a post —
good fucking riddance to Ron Fucking DeSantis
let's mock this dipshit’s clownshoes campaign
bit.ly
January 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
hey, I wrote a thing: "good fucking riddance to Ron Fucking DeSantis" — let's mock this dipshit’s clownshoes campaign. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so that you never miss a post —
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Ron DeSantis has dropped out of the 2024 presidential race—but that doesn't mean he's going away.
xtramagazine.com/power/politi...
xtramagazine.com/power/politi...
The DeSantis presidential campaign is flopping. Here’s why that matters | Xtra Magazine
ANALYSIS: DeSantis’s failure proves that obsessively campaigning against trans and queer people’s right to exist is not the crowd-pleasing populist position it’s been made out to be
xtramagazine.com
January 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Ron DeSantis has dropped out of the 2024 presidential race—but that doesn't mean he's going away.
xtramagazine.com/power/politi...
xtramagazine.com/power/politi...
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I'm seeing estimates that Ron DeSantis' campaign spent $150 million to win 8 delegates. In absolute terms that's worse than John Connally's historic 1980 campaign that cost $11 million for *one* delegate, but after adjusting for inflation, Ron comes in second yet again.
January 22, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I'm seeing estimates that Ron DeSantis' campaign spent $150 million to win 8 delegates. In absolute terms that's worse than John Connally's historic 1980 campaign that cost $11 million for *one* delegate, but after adjusting for inflation, Ron comes in second yet again.
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It's wild to think that someone could be as hateful and stupid as Ron DeSantis and still not appeal to Republican voters.
January 22, 2024 at 3:20 PM
It's wild to think that someone could be as hateful and stupid as Ron DeSantis and still not appeal to Republican voters.
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"The anti-trans moral panic was manufactured to sell Ron DeSantis as the savior of the Republican party after Trump. Everything else ultimately stems from the miscalculation that tried, and failed, to bring us President Meatball Ron." www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The Anti-Trans Crusade Was Supposed to Make DeSantis President. What Happens Now He’s Gone? — As...
In its desperation for a successor to Trump right wing media promoted the
pet political cause of an uncharismatic pudding-fingered meatball. Now
gender-hysteria may be the most significant impact on...
www.assignedmedia.org
January 22, 2024 at 3:06 PM
"The anti-trans moral panic was manufactured to sell Ron DeSantis as the savior of the Republican party after Trump. Everything else ultimately stems from the miscalculation that tried, and failed, to bring us President Meatball Ron." www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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pundits who were promoting ron desantis remind me of those groups of consumers that are considered harbingers of bad products, like if the harbinger group likes your new pop tart flavor its time to discontinue it
January 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM
pundits who were promoting ron desantis remind me of those groups of consumers that are considered harbingers of bad products, like if the harbinger group likes your new pop tart flavor its time to discontinue it
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What the fuck was that?
The candidacy of "Meatball" Ron DeSantis, and how an anti-trans moral panic was created out of whole cloth to try and anoint a successor to Trump that didn't even make it to New Hampshire in the end.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The candidacy of "Meatball" Ron DeSantis, and how an anti-trans moral panic was created out of whole cloth to try and anoint a successor to Trump that didn't even make it to New Hampshire in the end.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The Anti-Trans Crusade Was Supposed to Make DeSantis President. What Happens Now He’s Gone? — As...
In its desperation for a successor to Trump right wing media promoted the
pet political cause of an uncharismatic pudding-fingered meatball. Now
gender-hysteria may be the most significant impact on...
www.assignedmedia.org
January 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM
What the fuck was that?
The candidacy of "Meatball" Ron DeSantis, and how an anti-trans moral panic was created out of whole cloth to try and anoint a successor to Trump that didn't even make it to New Hampshire in the end.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The candidacy of "Meatball" Ron DeSantis, and how an anti-trans moral panic was created out of whole cloth to try and anoint a successor to Trump that didn't even make it to New Hampshire in the end.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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The fact that Ron DeSantis used a fake Churchill quote as he bowed out is just gravy
Trump Isn’t Just Winning The GOP Primary. He’s Consolidating Absolute Power
INSIDE: Ron DeSantis ... E. Jean Carroll ... Mike Johnson
morningmemo.talkingpointsmemo.com
January 22, 2024 at 2:44 PM
The fact that Ron DeSantis used a fake Churchill quote as he bowed out is just gravy