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SLAMMIN STRAWBERRY REFUSES TO GO TO MOUTH HEAVEN
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
SLAMMIN STRAWBERRY REFUSES TO GO TO MOUTH HEAVEN
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Another Pop-tart sacrifice 🫡
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Another Pop-tart sacrifice 🫡
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[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
Hell I got them both right and I'm an idiot American who had a stroke
This college entrance exam was so hard an official had to resign. Could you ace these questions? https://cnn.it/4st0QXE
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hell I got them both right and I'm an idiot American who had a stroke
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How to make a joke for all generations
68±1
68±1
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How to make a joke for all generations
68±1
68±1
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
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this sick old turd said this to a kid
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
this sick old turd said this to a kid
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it's that time of year
December 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it's that time of year
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
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I'd be a great college football GM because I see a QB named "Maverick McIvor" and WHOOPS didn't even ask anyone, he's signed
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'd be a great college football GM because I see a QB named "Maverick McIvor" and WHOOPS didn't even ask anyone, he's signed
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
Ooh girl what's that smell that's right it's a Third Amendment case brewing
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December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ooh girl what's that smell that's right it's a Third Amendment case brewing
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and with the out of office set, I no longer have to wear pants until 2026
December 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
and with the out of office set, I no longer have to wear pants until 2026
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He makes a good point.
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
He makes a good point.
Looks like Kalen DeBoer will be able to make his deadline
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Looks like Kalen DeBoer will be able to make his deadline