Randy Eberle
@randyeberle.bsky.social
Writer, reader, gamer, and lover of cats.
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
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Let’s start calling them out. Every fucking one of them.
This is fucking amazing.
Peter Thiel is confronted about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein and Palantir’s surveillance of Americans on his way to the 2025 Bilderberg conference.
www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Peter Thiel is confronted about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein and Palantir’s surveillance of Americans on his way to the 2025 Bilderberg conference.
www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Let’s start calling them out. Every fucking one of them.
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May i wake up tomorrow to more dead war criminals and angry billionaires
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
May i wake up tomorrow to more dead war criminals and angry billionaires
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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REST IN PISS MAGA BOZOS WOKE IS BACK
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
REST IN PISS MAGA BOZOS WOKE IS BACK
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AND ZOHRAN COOKS CUOMO THE BOZO
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
AND ZOHRAN COOKS CUOMO THE BOZO
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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This is the problem with a capitalist society.
Employers are lax to allow a person to take a day off for physical health, let alone mental health; and, mental health is still stigmatized at the benefit of corporate greed.
Crash the system.
#TheAlliedForces
Employers are lax to allow a person to take a day off for physical health, let alone mental health; and, mental health is still stigmatized at the benefit of corporate greed.
Crash the system.
#TheAlliedForces
January 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is the problem with a capitalist society.
Employers are lax to allow a person to take a day off for physical health, let alone mental health; and, mental health is still stigmatized at the benefit of corporate greed.
Crash the system.
#TheAlliedForces
Employers are lax to allow a person to take a day off for physical health, let alone mental health; and, mental health is still stigmatized at the benefit of corporate greed.
Crash the system.
#TheAlliedForces
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These people are your enemies
January 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
These people are your enemies
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Who else is doing gravy shots today
November 28, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Who else is doing gravy shots today
Welcome, @stephenking.bsky.social You were the only reason I stayed on Twitter as long as I did and I've missed your daily tweets. Glad to have you back. You and your work have been a big part of my life since I read Christine at age 11. I'm 46 now, and can't imagine a world without you in it.
November 21, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Welcome, @stephenking.bsky.social You were the only reason I stayed on Twitter as long as I did and I've missed your daily tweets. Glad to have you back. You and your work have been a big part of my life since I read Christine at age 11. I'm 46 now, and can't imagine a world without you in it.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,481,358!
September 20, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,481,358!
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Airlines will be required to issue prompt automatic refunds when a flight is cancelled or significantly delayed or changed, under a new Transportation Department rule. They will also be required to reveal all fees before a ticket is purchased.
Automatic Refunds and No More Hidden Fees: D.O.T. Sets New Rules for Airlines
The Transportation Department issued new requirements on refunds when flights are canceled or delayed and on revealing “junk” fees before booking. Here’s what passengers can expect.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Airlines will be required to issue prompt automatic refunds when a flight is cancelled or significantly delayed or changed, under a new Transportation Department rule. They will also be required to reveal all fees before a ticket is purchased.
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To celebrate @torbooks.bsky.social's publication of STARTER VILLAIN by @scalzi.com , prints of my cover are now available.
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September 21, 2023 at 1:32 AM
To celebrate @torbooks.bsky.social's publication of STARTER VILLAIN by @scalzi.com , prints of my cover are now available.
www.inprnt.com/gallery/tris...
www.inprnt.com/gallery/tris...
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