Kristopher Gloom
@rareshrine.bsky.social
24 // They/Them// Mr. White what the fuck is going on // I make and love art!
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pixar’s the joker: “you wanna know how I got these cars”
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
pixar’s the joker: “you wanna know how I got these cars”
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The Grabber and I were in the same middle school. He was always playing football. He told me his hobby was "catching things". When I said that you could do that with baseball, he said "The glove limits me." If I could do it differently, I'd give him my bowling ball.
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Grabber and I were in the same middle school. He was always playing football. He told me his hobby was "catching things". When I said that you could do that with baseball, he said "The glove limits me." If I could do it differently, I'd give him my bowling ball.
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reminder that the people who made Hard Drive good were pushed out and some of us are doing our own thing here. give us a follow to support independent gaming satire and not whatever the fuck this is supposed to be
October 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
reminder that the people who made Hard Drive good were pushed out and some of us are doing our own thing here. give us a follow to support independent gaming satire and not whatever the fuck this is supposed to be
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Imagine being mad at me while I'm just over here looking like this
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Imagine being mad at me while I'm just over here looking like this
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Treehouse of Horror should bring back the intros where Marge warns parents how scary it's gonna be. Kids are probably watching worse things but it sets up a vibe
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Treehouse of Horror should bring back the intros where Marge warns parents how scary it's gonna be. Kids are probably watching worse things but it sets up a vibe
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Too many people trying to watch old Tales from the Crypt
YouTube users reported problems streaming content and accessing the app for about 60 minutes.
YouTube says it has restored service after global streaming disruptions
YouTube users reported problems streaming content and accessing the app for about 60 minutes.
bit.ly
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Too many people trying to watch old Tales from the Crypt
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three young men in the library having a long, earnest conversation about what I assumed was a group project until I heard one of them say "Goku wouldn't do that"
September 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
three young men in the library having a long, earnest conversation about what I assumed was a group project until I heard one of them say "Goku wouldn't do that"
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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Fans Outraged New Shrek Design Looks Nothing Like Sonic
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
Fans Outraged New Shrek Design Looks Nothing Like Sonic
GLENDALE, Calif. — DreamWorks Animation Studio released the first teaser trailer for Shrek 5 which debuted a new look for Shrek that had many fans…
hard-drive.net
March 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Fans Outraged New Shrek Design Looks Nothing Like Sonic
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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THE WAY I SCREAMED LMFAO
January 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
THE WAY I SCREAMED LMFAO
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Pepper finds the above post fascinating
December 28, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Pepper finds the above post fascinating
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just saw a commercial for a "double cheeseburger." two beef patties in the same burger. i've never heard of anything like that in my entire life. sign of the times i guess
December 28, 2024 at 3:18 AM
just saw a commercial for a "double cheeseburger." two beef patties in the same burger. i've never heard of anything like that in my entire life. sign of the times i guess
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Storyboard art for How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966), dir. Chuck Jones and Ben Washam, MGM Animation/Visual Arts
December 19, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Storyboard art for How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966), dir. Chuck Jones and Ben Washam, MGM Animation/Visual Arts
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Let me see if I got this right
Funko tried to bully Itch
The social media person who runs Itch called them out on it
Funko tried to call — not Itch — but Itch’s social media persons mom
Funko backpedals
Shenanigans occur
…?!???????
…lolwhat?!?
Funko tried to bully Itch
The social media person who runs Itch called them out on it
Funko tried to call — not Itch — but Itch’s social media persons mom
Funko backpedals
Shenanigans occur
…?!???????
…lolwhat?!?
funko called itch.io admin’s mother. this keeps getting weirder and i’m genuinely amazed that you can fuck up so badly, and just… keep it up?…
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4237...
screenshots because this is too irresponsibly bizarre at this point.
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4237...
screenshots because this is too irresponsibly bizarre at this point.
December 10, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Let me see if I got this right
Funko tried to bully Itch
The social media person who runs Itch called them out on it
Funko tried to call — not Itch — but Itch’s social media persons mom
Funko backpedals
Shenanigans occur
…?!???????
…lolwhat?!?
Funko tried to bully Itch
The social media person who runs Itch called them out on it
Funko tried to call — not Itch — but Itch’s social media persons mom
Funko backpedals
Shenanigans occur
…?!???????
…lolwhat?!?
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Saw a Cowboy Bebop concert tonight and it was a 15-piece band but in the middle of the show they let the sax player solo for like 12 minutes and it was the sickest thing I've ever seen
December 7, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Saw a Cowboy Bebop concert tonight and it was a 15-piece band but in the middle of the show they let the sax player solo for like 12 minutes and it was the sickest thing I've ever seen
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sir, a second zoo has been bought
December 7, 2024 at 3:47 AM
sir, a second zoo has been bought
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I heard the assassin is actually in the sewers of New York. All of the police better go check it out
December 6, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I heard the assassin is actually in the sewers of New York. All of the police better go check it out
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Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars
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Try not to live a life that has most people celebrating your death
BREAKING: Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was shot and killed outside a Manhattan hotel in an apparent targeted attack, law enforcement official says
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in midtown Manhattan, official says | CNN
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law enforcement official tells CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Try not to live a life that has most people celebrating your death