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Effy Klaus
@realephyklaus.bsky.social
Internet person who exists epicureanistically.

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Youtube - youtube.com/@EphyKlaus
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I am.
Trump: "I'm not concerned about anything that Israel is doing"
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I’m extremely concerned by reports the Trump administration destroyed a facility during a covert action in Venezuela.

If this was done without Gang of Eight oversight, it’s a serious violation of federal law and a dangerous escalation that pushes us closer to war: www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Trump says the U.S. took out a 'big facility' in Venezuela amid strikes on alleged drug boats
The president did not provide details about the apparent strike, which NBC News has not independently confirmed.
www.nbcnews.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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According to Trump, I’m radical left scum.

If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
a close up of a woman wearing a necklace with a bun in her hair
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a necklace with a bun in her hair
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Slingshot News: Trump delusionally claimed that people want to move on from the Epstein files. "I thought this was finished... a lot of people are very angry that this continues."

Nope, we're not finished.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!!
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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JUST IN: Trump calls on the DOJ to release the names of Democrats associated with Jeffrey Epstein to “embarrass them,” while telling the DOJ to say “NO MORE” to releasing any additional files.
December 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Sending three ghosts tonight to fuck up Stephen Miller.
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Merry Christmas everyone!! Start your morning off with good news only.

There is so much good news in the world, and I want to bring it to you.

The best holiday gift you all have given me is this platform. Thank you for your support, and for giving me the best job in the world:
Christmas Good News Only Update!!
Merry Christmas everyone!!
open.substack.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Afternoon and hello 👋 #FungiFriends

How about some Jelly Ears 😍
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.

It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.

And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE TAKE PICS OF THEIR PETS WITH OUR CAMPAIGN MERCH!!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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This photo has been removed from the DOJ Epstein webpage.

By whom? For whom?
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I'll be streaming TOMORROW from 7PM - 9PM CT!

We'll be making a gingerbread House AND a gingerbread Senate ✨ Tune in then!
December 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Donald Trump is the most vile human being.

He is celebrating Rob Reiner's death. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
NEWS: Donald Trump Revels in the Horrific Murder of Rob and Michele Reiner.
Major fractures emerge in MAGA as Republicans struggle to coalesce. Trump officials celebrates cuts that led to Cholera deaths with cake. Ahmed el Ahmed is out of surgery and recovering.
open.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Epstein #Epstein Epstein #epstein
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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We are heartbroken by the attack at Bondi Beach that targeted the Jewish community during a Hanukkah celebration, as families gathered to mark a sacred holiday.

Now and always, we condemn this act of antisemitic violence, and violence in all its forms.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I don’t give a f*ck who you are, what political party you support, etc. if you’re a pedophile you need to be arrested.

Trump, Clinton, Gates included in Epstein photo trove

www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Trump, Clinton, Gates included in Epstein photo trove
The House Oversight Committee is releasing photos from the Epstein estate linking powerful men to the late convicted sex offender.
www.politico.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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RELEASE THE DAMN UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!!

NOW!!!!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Hang on a second... Where are the epstein files?
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Epstein #Epstein Epstein #Epstein Epstein
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES UNREDACTED!

NOW!
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM