practical josher
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Fake Philly cheesesteak but she use real toothpaste
On the first day of choppedmas my chopped unc gave to me a flop nuke on gag cityyyyyy
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
On the first day of choppedmas my chopped unc gave to me a flop nuke on gag cityyyyyy
At around 4am I had a night terror and screamed myself awake so loud my whole family thought the house was getting robbed. Merry Christmas everyone
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
At around 4am I had a night terror and screamed myself awake so loud my whole family thought the house was getting robbed. Merry Christmas everyone
Send anyone from CECOT to my apartment because Stephen Miller looks like the type of guy to kill someone’s pet because they annoyed him
No 60 Minutes segment can be considered complete without this kind of erudite analysis on the issues of our day.
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Send anyone from CECOT to my apartment because Stephen Miller looks like the type of guy to kill someone’s pet because they annoyed him
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It’s funny when you remember Bari Weiss called her outlet The Free Press
December 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It’s funny when you remember Bari Weiss called her outlet The Free Press
Jeff Buckley voice: “it’s so fucking overrrrrrr”
December 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Jeff Buckley voice: “it’s so fucking overrrrrrr”
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Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose https://theonion.com/sad-sack-bullied-by-area-goose-1819573528/
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose https://theonion.com/sad-sack-bullied-by-area-goose-1819573528/
Performative male feminists used to bother me but in this day and age I’ve come to reconsider. One less dude lost to the manosphere is a win
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Performative male feminists used to bother me but in this day and age I’ve come to reconsider. One less dude lost to the manosphere is a win
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How I watch Smiling Friends vs. how I watch Mad Men
December 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
How I watch Smiling Friends vs. how I watch Mad Men
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
His skin tone is positively frightening. The jaundice is competing against the fake tan for dominance and it’s winning
Trump: "I've been fully briefed on the Brown University situation. What a terrible thing it is. All we can do right now is pray for the victims." (Trump falsely posted that the shooter is in custody.)
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
His skin tone is positively frightening. The jaundice is competing against the fake tan for dominance and it’s winning
mad men on hbo max. got my inflation calculator ready. we’re so back
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
mad men on hbo max. got my inflation calculator ready. we’re so back
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Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”:
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”:
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
Being a private chef in the age of Ozempic must be incredible
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Being a private chef in the age of Ozempic must be incredible
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Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
All I want for Christmas is to have the nerve connections in my brain severed from the prefrontal cortex
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
All I want for Christmas is to have the nerve connections in my brain severed from the prefrontal cortex
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Fiber needs the same PR team protein has.
No one is eating enough fiber.
No one is eating enough fiber.
Are y’all niggas eating enough fiber?
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Fiber needs the same PR team protein has.
No one is eating enough fiber.
No one is eating enough fiber.
Ginkgo foliage is nice to look at when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you how nasty the seeds smell
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ginkgo foliage is nice to look at when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you how nasty the seeds smell
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
Does Stephen Miller wake up every day and decide to outdo himself in cartoon supervillainy?
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Does Stephen Miller wake up every day and decide to outdo himself in cartoon supervillainy?
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I like how Quentin Tarantino shat on Paul Dano, and we witnessed that Paul Dano had shooters, and those shooters were us all
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I like how Quentin Tarantino shat on Paul Dano, and we witnessed that Paul Dano had shooters, and those shooters were us all
It was a very weird year
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It was a very weird year
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Mr. Boss it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires. You come to me as a long lost friend with whom I once picked apples in papa’s orchard
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Mr. Boss it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires. You come to me as a long lost friend with whom I once picked apples in papa’s orchard