redstar
@redstar.bsky.social
i grow peppers, make hot sauce, and say dumb shit. follow if you're into that kind of sick and twisted content.
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redstar
@redstar.bsky.social
· Dec 7
Live skeeting the next batch of hot sauce. "Slonk Sauce (Stupid Style)" was a hit. Need a new name for this batch. Mulling over something with "Deny, Defend, Depose" in it but I'm open to suggestions!
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Always disappointed at the lack of haunted things.
July 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Always disappointed at the lack of haunted things.
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John Lennon was probably joking when he said he was a walrus
July 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
John Lennon was probably joking when he said he was a walrus
man fuck this neighborhood i JUST moved in 😭
June 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
man fuck this neighborhood i JUST moved in 😭
local news headlines for low pop communities read like: "known cranklet geeked off a yipper employs the inverted intruder on a tenga, goons himself into a coma." then you find out they stoned him to death with geodes because they thought he was a warlock.
June 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
local news headlines for low pop communities read like: "known cranklet geeked off a yipper employs the inverted intruder on a tenga, goons himself into a coma." then you find out they stoned him to death with geodes because they thought he was a warlock.
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everyone suddenly becomes a lot more chill with the torment nexus once you point out that the alternative to it is installing linux
May 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
everyone suddenly becomes a lot more chill with the torment nexus once you point out that the alternative to it is installing linux
strive to like girls in a way that would make the internet mad at you
April 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
strive to like girls in a way that would make the internet mad at you
"Do you ever think before you speak?"
Yes, actually! I retrieve the most optimal form of a statement I wish to convey, the very moment it's needed, but then I quickly discard it before it has a chance to manifest so I can happily remain a jibbering fucking idiot.
Yes, actually! I retrieve the most optimal form of a statement I wish to convey, the very moment it's needed, but then I quickly discard it before it has a chance to manifest so I can happily remain a jibbering fucking idiot.
April 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"Do you ever think before you speak?"
Yes, actually! I retrieve the most optimal form of a statement I wish to convey, the very moment it's needed, but then I quickly discard it before it has a chance to manifest so I can happily remain a jibbering fucking idiot.
Yes, actually! I retrieve the most optimal form of a statement I wish to convey, the very moment it's needed, but then I quickly discard it before it has a chance to manifest so I can happily remain a jibbering fucking idiot.
would you rather solve world hunger or double it and give it to the next person?
April 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
would you rather solve world hunger or double it and give it to the next person?
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my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today
March 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
March 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
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Hey man I just talked to the vultures. They’re really looking forward to picking your bones. Yeah they’re just waiting
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hey man I just talked to the vultures. They’re really looking forward to picking your bones. Yeah they’re just waiting
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can't cover your shift bro i'm busy fighting my nemesis
February 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
can't cover your shift bro i'm busy fighting my nemesis
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i love to see people tweet that they're leaving twitter for bluesky, and then after like a month they head back to twitter with a laundry list of complaints that all boil down to "bluesky isn't toxic enough"
February 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i love to see people tweet that they're leaving twitter for bluesky, and then after like a month they head back to twitter with a laundry list of complaints that all boil down to "bluesky isn't toxic enough"
me when im taking a drunken shit in the dark at 3am tearfully looking up through my leaky skylight like the rat from american tale
I wish I could tell the moon how much I like it
February 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
me when im taking a drunken shit in the dark at 3am tearfully looking up through my leaky skylight like the rat from american tale
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explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
February 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
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when something good happens to me it feels like when people give a dog McDonald’s before they put it down
February 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
when something good happens to me it feels like when people give a dog McDonald’s before they put it down
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The Cybertruck is so cool! Here's a diagram of where the cameras are, for educational purposes. You should get one!
February 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The Cybertruck is so cool! Here's a diagram of where the cameras are, for educational purposes. You should get one!
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
definitely the latter because i think getting strangled by my best friend would fix me
What's worse, getting strangled by your best friend, or reading in the news that your best friend, the Best Friend Strangler, strangled someone else
February 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
definitely the latter because i think getting strangled by my best friend would fix me
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medically induced oxford comma would fix me
February 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
medically induced oxford comma would fix me
uplift the hrt users in my community in exchange for their continued happiness. call that a transaction. is that anything? sorry it's still winter and i'm not growing any peppers right now.
February 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
uplift the hrt users in my community in exchange for their continued happiness. call that a transaction. is that anything? sorry it's still winter and i'm not growing any peppers right now.
were having fun with the luigi thing
December 9, 2024 at 9:36 PM
were having fun with the luigi thing