Rendire
@rendire.bsky.social
Forest dwelling, one special unicorn loving, dog and pony mom.
She/Her.
PS: If you're posting political takes, I likely won't follow you back. I totally understand your frustration but, I'm on hiatus.
She/Her.
PS: If you're posting political takes, I likely won't follow you back. I totally understand your frustration but, I'm on hiatus.
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Been wanting to find a group to discuss Eurorack modules and what would be cool to create for the scene but... just haven't found one and asking here is too often like shouting into the chasm. Though there have been good ideas for modifications put forth!
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Been wanting to find a group to discuss Eurorack modules and what would be cool to create for the scene but... just haven't found one and asking here is too often like shouting into the chasm. Though there have been good ideas for modifications put forth!
@rainbowcake.bsky.social Show this to your mom.
I want this moment for us
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@rainbowcake.bsky.social Show this to your mom.
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Follow if you agree!
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Follow if you agree!
Happy Wooflenoot to all who celebrate!!
a cartoon of a white wolf with sharp teeth and a blue sky in the background .
ALT: a cartoon of a white wolf with sharp teeth and a blue sky in the background .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy Wooflenoot to all who celebrate!!
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It took me only ~20 years of marriage to figure out how to offer directions properly to my wife. Then :
Me: Turn left at the big yellow house on the corner. The one with the petunias in their planters on the porch.
[Later]
Me: Did you find it alright?
Her: I found it. Those are begonias.
Me: Turn left at the big yellow house on the corner. The one with the petunias in their planters on the porch.
[Later]
Me: Did you find it alright?
Her: I found it. Those are begonias.
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It took me only ~20 years of marriage to figure out how to offer directions properly to my wife. Then :
Me: Turn left at the big yellow house on the corner. The one with the petunias in their planters on the porch.
[Later]
Me: Did you find it alright?
Her: I found it. Those are begonias.
Me: Turn left at the big yellow house on the corner. The one with the petunias in their planters on the porch.
[Later]
Me: Did you find it alright?
Her: I found it. Those are begonias.
Like others, I am re-playing Ghost of Tsushima in prep for playing Ghost of Yotei. I SO missed all the foxes!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Like others, I am re-playing Ghost of Tsushima in prep for playing Ghost of Yotei. I SO missed all the foxes!!
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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Dance to the Music, Charlie Brown
YouTube video by holliday1332
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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This, I say as a long-time student of history and economics who holds an MBA, is correct:
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This, I say as a long-time student of history and economics who holds an MBA, is correct:
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This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
Well..at least they were honest.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Well..at least they were honest.
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Fucking state of them.
The couple reportedly shouted racist abuse at a woman and her 2 children, the woman in the photo is Melissa Rein Lively who sought a role as a White House press secretary.....
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Fucking state of them.
@bajahyena.bsky.social Can I PM you? I have some questions about keeping pitcher plants and other predatory type plants.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
@bajahyena.bsky.social Can I PM you? I have some questions about keeping pitcher plants and other predatory type plants.
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"You've got Donald!"
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"You've got Donald!"
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I just got this as well, report it and do not click the link!
Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM.
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.
Stay safe!
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.
Stay safe!
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I just got this as well, report it and do not click the link!
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omg. I LOVE this. 💗
From the Guardian.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
omg. I LOVE this. 💗
Good Morning Bluesky friends. The elections, yesterday, were a lovely, blustery, fall breeze that swept away a bit of the stink and brightened the skies.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Good Morning Bluesky friends. The elections, yesterday, were a lovely, blustery, fall breeze that swept away a bit of the stink and brightened the skies.