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The era we are living in offers too many illustrations of greed, narcissism, and hatefulness. But I still believe we can recommit ourselves to serving the common good of all Americans. [Artwork by Jennifer Bloomer]
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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The latest corrective services data is out today, and it points a horrific picture of the systemic racism in our judicial system #PointLive
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November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I found a yoga ball in a trash pile and made it an eyeball.
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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End all funding every single private employment services provider.

Salt the earth so those in change of them never get any public money ever again - run them out of the country.

Get rid of mutual obligations

Bring back the CES

Raise the fricken rate

Ain’t hard.
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.
Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"
September 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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"And of course, we'll need your most solemn sparkler display. Ideally something that would pair well with the Village People?"
Fireworks for Trump at Charlie Kirk's memorial service.
September 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho
Kash Patel says the FBI has NO information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors to anyone other than himself.

SEN. KENNEDY: "Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to?"

PATEL: "There is no credible information, none ... that he trafficked to other individuals."
September 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Can you please explain what on earth is going on with this suit because I am baffled.
September 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.
September 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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all my online time is spent on pants, so im only given to pants extremism
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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In addition to the presumptuousness, these summations read like notes aliens are taking about the inhabitants of a human zoo
Hahahahaha Apple really showing off the heteronormative assumptions of its AI summary when my wife texts me that she wants to hang out and eat dinner
September 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m aware men do awful things but their sheer glee about it can still surprise and disgust me.

Imagine the things you’ve done with someone if you’re comfortable writing a birthday letter that starts by asking if their father knew to “spit on your mother’s cunt” when you were conceived.
September 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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writing crime haikus to my crime partner which i decorate with a crime drawing for his birthday card
September 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Bring back the classic buddy cop movie. Two guys from completely opposite sides of the tracks reluctantly thrust together by the precinct who have nothing in common til the middle of act 2 after they destroy their squad car in a cranberry bog and start laughing about their shared love of Ocean Spray
September 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Shoulder brace for a stroke hemiplegic shoulder sublaxation
September 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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strange. fabric doesn't normally fall like that across an arm.
September 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
September 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
August 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Incredible.

Roland Reisley is 101 years old, the last original client of Frank Lloyd Wright. He still lives in the 3,200 square foot home that Wright built for him in 1952.

The price? $40,000. Or a little less than half a million in today's money.
August 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM