Rob Clarke
rgclarke12.bsky.social
Rob Clarke
@rgclarke12.bsky.social
🫥 he/him
Go birds!
December 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
No one told me how much of parenting a 6 month old was getting slapped over and over again as she figures out how her arms work
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Lions have a punter? #Eagles
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Would love for the Eagles to capitalize on the good field position they keep getting every time the Lions shit the bed on fourth down
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM
September 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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congrats to juan soto for drawing a 7-strike walk
August 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Golly, Superman was great
July 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Congratulations to New York City the home of the famous water for pizza dough
June 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My daughter doesn’t realize this yet because she’s 2 weeks old but she’s got killer comedic timing with her farts
June 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
@feinseld.bsky.social keep your eyes out for this one on your trip
Japanese snow fairy bird 🇯🇵 😃
May 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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A local friend commissioned me to paint the Marlboro man and Camel Joe making out in a dive bar. HELL YEAH!!
March 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Halfway through and so far this season of Doctor Who is the best we’ve had since the 12th Doctor’s last season
two astronauts are standing next to each other with the words we 're like mystery shoppers
ALT: two astronauts are standing next to each other with the words we 're like mystery shoppers
media.tenor.com
May 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
May 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Today’s a tough day to be an Eagles fan
April 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
April 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
theonion.com/vatican...
Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
VATICAN CITY—In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini released a report Thursday confirming Pope Francis died of a eucharistic overdose. “Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” […]
theonion.com
April 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I like baseball uniforms because they’re like uncomfortable pajamas #mlb
April 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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There's another Hegseth scandal, senior military officials tell me
Is a Military Coup Unfolding at the Pentagon?
The Hegseth scandal threatens civilian control of the military
www.kenklippenstein.com
April 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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After months of rumors and reports, it’s official: Ryan Gosling has been cast as the lead in Shawn Levy’s Star Wars film.

www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2025/04/ryan...
April 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM