Richard Splatter
@richard-splatter.bsky.social
I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
Dark Woke
Bike lane radical
(he/him)
Dark Woke
Bike lane radical
(he/him)
Pinned
Today, I hope you were able to find your grass and touch it ❤️
The real winner last night was baseball
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The real winner last night was baseball
What’s a “Virgin Supercluster”?
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 AM
What’s a “Virgin Supercluster”?
Halftime show was pretty wild. Shame that there wasn’t some sort of event built around it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Halftime show was pretty wild. Shame that there wasn’t some sort of event built around it.
Happy anniversary to Robert Mueller and the rule of law
February 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Happy anniversary to Robert Mueller and the rule of law
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JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
The 12th rib is Judas and he’s what prevents us from S-ing our own Ds
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The 12th rib is Judas and he’s what prevents us from S-ing our own Ds
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JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
This elicited a visceral reaction from me
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This elicited a visceral reaction from me
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its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com
Will St*ncil
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Will St*ncil
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The disconnect between the title of this article and the content is wild. You would think that the article would make a statement about the movie being worth seeing as an example of propaganda in action or something. Nope, author states that the movie is boring and pointless.
Title: Check it out!
Title: Check it out!
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The disconnect between the title of this article and the content is wild. You would think that the article would make a statement about the movie being worth seeing as an example of propaganda in action or something. Nope, author states that the movie is boring and pointless.
Title: Check it out!
Title: Check it out!
The only thing I retained from Cabin Fever was a character had a shirt with the date the Olsen twins turned 18.
That and Eli Roth makes shitty horror movies.
That and Eli Roth makes shitty horror movies.
there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The only thing I retained from Cabin Fever was a character had a shirt with the date the Olsen twins turned 18.
That and Eli Roth makes shitty horror movies.
That and Eli Roth makes shitty horror movies.
Could really go for some baseball right about now
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Could really go for some baseball right about now
* with the delivery of The Aristocrats *
The Democrats!
The Democrats!
Trump's reckless tariffs have driven up coffee prices by nearly 15% since last summer.
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Tariffs Are a Buzzkill for the Coffee Biz - NerdWallet
Tariffs on coffee-producing countries — including a 50% levy on Brazil — are likely to raise prices for America’s millions of coffee drinkers.
www.nerdwallet.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
* with the delivery of The Aristocrats *
The Democrats!
The Democrats!
I love the Boston owl man www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xK...
The Snowy Owls of Logan Airport
YouTube video by Anna Miller Multimedia
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I love the Boston owl man www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xK...
*sweat beading on forehead, trying not to look directly into the many eyes of the eldritch entity inscrutably analyzing my insignificant existence*
Pick a card, any card
Pick a card, any card
The capstone of our Mystic reveal season for the new Arkham Horror: The Card Game core set is now live on our website! Allow us to reintroduce Dexter Drake, the Magician, as the latest addition to the new core set.
“I’ll show you real magic.”
www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/2026...
“I’ll show you real magic.”
www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/2026...
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 PM
*sweat beading on forehead, trying not to look directly into the many eyes of the eldritch entity inscrutably analyzing my insignificant existence*
Pick a card, any card
Pick a card, any card
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Greg bovino has been sent home
January 27, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Greg bovino has been sent home
Me and the boys in the local Democrats signal chat with the CEO of antifa talking about how much we love Kamala Harris
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Me and the boys in the local Democrats signal chat with the CEO of antifa talking about how much we love Kamala Harris
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every employee of the VA, and every veteran, now has definitive proof that Doug Collins does not have their back and will exploit their death for political gain
the focus is rightly on Noem but this is disqualifying and he should resign or be impeached as well
the focus is rightly on Noem but this is disqualifying and he should resign or be impeached as well
Absolutely shameful to throw your employee under the bus when they’re murdered, but that’s what happens when you’re in the dumbest cult of personality in the history of the world
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
every employee of the VA, and every veteran, now has definitive proof that Doug Collins does not have their back and will exploit their death for political gain
the focus is rightly on Noem but this is disqualifying and he should resign or be impeached as well
the focus is rightly on Noem but this is disqualifying and he should resign or be impeached as well
My wife had a habit of calling me and asking me to hold for a minute when I answered. This was psychological warfare.
January 25, 2026 at 3:05 PM
My wife had a habit of calling me and asking me to hold for a minute when I answered. This was psychological warfare.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
She’s trying to break the glass ceiling by failing up through it
January 22, 2026 at 9:16 PM
She’s trying to break the glass ceiling by failing up through it
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Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’