Ristray
@ristray.bsky.social
Terrible at social media, sometimes does things. Enthusiasticly married to @camac.bsky.social
New Year means new goals, maybe this year I'll work on trying to have a 90's windbreaker.
I mean, look at these! They're so pretty! 😍
I mean, look at these! They're so pretty! 😍
December 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
New Year means new goals, maybe this year I'll work on trying to have a 90's windbreaker.
I mean, look at these! They're so pretty! 😍
I mean, look at these! They're so pretty! 😍
Great, I guess kindergartners were just too old for the right-wing. Gotta go after literal babies now.
Sure it's "not what they mean" but I'm sure at least one of these freaks will do just that.
Sure it's "not what they mean" but I'm sure at least one of these freaks will do just that.
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Great, I guess kindergartners were just too old for the right-wing. Gotta go after literal babies now.
Sure it's "not what they mean" but I'm sure at least one of these freaks will do just that.
Sure it's "not what they mean" but I'm sure at least one of these freaks will do just that.
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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In the 60s/70s my grandparents in Kenosha Wisconsin had a tree that was so big that they put a smaller tree on the roof to make it look like their tree busted through the roof. This house was so cool I loved it very much.
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In the 60s/70s my grandparents in Kenosha Wisconsin had a tree that was so big that they put a smaller tree on the roof to make it look like their tree busted through the roof. This house was so cool I loved it very much.
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Conan the Barbarian once asked (in an Austrian accent) “What is best in life?”
Well Conan, we have your answer.
When juries acquit ppl who make ICE agents’ lives slightly more difficult, like towing their vehicles and throwing sandwiches at them.
We see you heroes out there. Keep it up.
Well Conan, we have your answer.
When juries acquit ppl who make ICE agents’ lives slightly more difficult, like towing their vehicles and throwing sandwiches at them.
We see you heroes out there. Keep it up.
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Conan the Barbarian once asked (in an Austrian accent) “What is best in life?”
Well Conan, we have your answer.
When juries acquit ppl who make ICE agents’ lives slightly more difficult, like towing their vehicles and throwing sandwiches at them.
We see you heroes out there. Keep it up.
Well Conan, we have your answer.
When juries acquit ppl who make ICE agents’ lives slightly more difficult, like towing their vehicles and throwing sandwiches at them.
We see you heroes out there. Keep it up.
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Good fucking luck, little dude.
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Good fucking luck, little dude.
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Katamari post of the day
May 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Katamari post of the day
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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TODAY'S COMIC: b o o f.
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
TODAY'S COMIC: b o o f.
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
December 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
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Happy Shortest Day of the Year to those who hibernate!
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Happy Shortest Day of the Year to those who hibernate!
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Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
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The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Ok so officially the ship will be going down. Kinda guessed this already ngl. It's been nice knowing you all. 🫡
Ok so officially the ship will be going down. Kinda guessed this already ngl. It's been nice knowing you all. 🫡
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Ok so officially the ship will be going down. Kinda guessed this already ngl. It's been nice knowing you all. 🫡
Ok so officially the ship will be going down. Kinda guessed this already ngl. It's been nice knowing you all. 🫡
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
I woke up early, I had ideas of things to do. My stomach said "Fuck you, I'm going to suddenly hate the breakfast you often have." 🤢
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I woke up early, I had ideas of things to do. My stomach said "Fuck you, I'm going to suddenly hate the breakfast you often have." 🤢
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No corporation has ever been your friend.
No corporation will ever give a damn about you.
Treat companies in kind with the callous disdain they have for you, and all of humanity.
There is no such thing as a compassionate or altruistic capitalist.
Spare your love & solidarity for other people.
No corporation will ever give a damn about you.
Treat companies in kind with the callous disdain they have for you, and all of humanity.
There is no such thing as a compassionate or altruistic capitalist.
Spare your love & solidarity for other people.
December 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
No corporation has ever been your friend.
No corporation will ever give a damn about you.
Treat companies in kind with the callous disdain they have for you, and all of humanity.
There is no such thing as a compassionate or altruistic capitalist.
Spare your love & solidarity for other people.
No corporation will ever give a damn about you.
Treat companies in kind with the callous disdain they have for you, and all of humanity.
There is no such thing as a compassionate or altruistic capitalist.
Spare your love & solidarity for other people.