Ristray
@ristray.bsky.social
Terrible at social media, sometimes does things. Enthusiasticly married to @camac.bsky.social
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Dog Must Make Split-Second Decision Whether To Kill Or Show Tummy To Visitor https://theonion.com/dog-must-make-split-second-decision-whether-to-kill-or-show-tummy-to-visitor/
February 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Dog Must Make Split-Second Decision Whether To Kill Or Show Tummy To Visitor https://theonion.com/dog-must-make-split-second-decision-whether-to-kill-or-show-tummy-to-visitor/
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God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually https://theonion.com/god-wondering-when-humans-will-realize-purpose-of-life-masturbating-continually/
February 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually https://theonion.com/god-wondering-when-humans-will-realize-purpose-of-life-masturbating-continually/
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We'll tackle this issue again in 80-90 years.
February 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
We'll tackle this issue again in 80-90 years.
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I would like to assure everyone that my posts continue to be artisanal, hand-crafted foolishness.
Meta has secured a patent for an AI system designed to simulate a user’s social media activity, including the ability to continue posting after the user’s death.
(www.businessinsider.com/meta-granted...)
(www.businessinsider.com/meta-granted...)
February 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I would like to assure everyone that my posts continue to be artisanal, hand-crafted foolishness.
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Happy year of the Fire Horse!
🔥🔥🔥🐎🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🐎🔥🔥🔥
February 17, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Happy year of the Fire Horse!
🔥🔥🔥🐎🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🐎🔥🔥🔥
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Useful context: Escapist's entire video team (inc Yahtzee) quit to form @secondwindgroup.com in 2023. Escapist barely posted on YT for a year, got sold, and then started spamming online gambling ads and shitty streamer reacts.
When this is your "content," your company's dying, with or without AI
When this is your "content," your company's dying, with or without AI
February 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Useful context: Escapist's entire video team (inc Yahtzee) quit to form @secondwindgroup.com in 2023. Escapist barely posted on YT for a year, got sold, and then started spamming online gambling ads and shitty streamer reacts.
When this is your "content," your company's dying, with or without AI
When this is your "content," your company's dying, with or without AI
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Happy Lunar New Year!! 🧧
As it’s the year of the FIRE horse, I wanted to take a picture of a Ponyta who is literally that.
Pictured: 2012 Ponyta Pokémon Time plush from Pokémon Center Japan
As it’s the year of the FIRE horse, I wanted to take a picture of a Ponyta who is literally that.
Pictured: 2012 Ponyta Pokémon Time plush from Pokémon Center Japan
February 17, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Happy Lunar New Year!! 🧧
As it’s the year of the FIRE horse, I wanted to take a picture of a Ponyta who is literally that.
Pictured: 2012 Ponyta Pokémon Time plush from Pokémon Center Japan
As it’s the year of the FIRE horse, I wanted to take a picture of a Ponyta who is literally that.
Pictured: 2012 Ponyta Pokémon Time plush from Pokémon Center Japan
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"Winter Orchard", 2025, Oil on canvas, 90 x 80 cm - Marcin Jaszczak, Polish, born 1975
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
February 17, 2026 at 9:30 AM
"Winter Orchard", 2025, Oil on canvas, 90 x 80 cm - Marcin Jaszczak, Polish, born 1975
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Holy shit
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Holy shit
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
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TODAY'S COMIC: Naming Types of Barks (Part 1)
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February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
TODAY'S COMIC: Naming Types of Barks (Part 1)
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( Need more wag in your life? I’m Kickstarting a book of 100% dog comics, and it’s the BEST. Join us here—>
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sma... )
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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KINK AND FETISH ARE NOT INDICATIVE OF PERSONAL MORALITY OR REAL LIFE ACTIVITY TO ANY DEGREE
It also took me a long time to understand and accept this, it's not easy to grasp when you've been raised in such an overtly puritanical culture, but one's ideological and cultural chains can be broken.
It also took me a long time to understand and accept this, it's not easy to grasp when you've been raised in such an overtly puritanical culture, but one's ideological and cultural chains can be broken.
feral discourse going around allegedly in this day and age. who gives a shit. puritans are taking away your rights and molesting children and doing who knows what to animals, porn is not the enemy and never has been, and it took me too long to realize that but its never too late to learn better.
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
KINK AND FETISH ARE NOT INDICATIVE OF PERSONAL MORALITY OR REAL LIFE ACTIVITY TO ANY DEGREE
It also took me a long time to understand and accept this, it's not easy to grasp when you've been raised in such an overtly puritanical culture, but one's ideological and cultural chains can be broken.
It also took me a long time to understand and accept this, it's not easy to grasp when you've been raised in such an overtly puritanical culture, but one's ideological and cultural chains can be broken.
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This is some serial killer shit.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
This is some serial killer shit.
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Happy Valentines day!
Time to be hot!
Time to be hot!
February 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Happy Valentines day!
Time to be hot!
Time to be hot!
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
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