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I would say he has declined 600 or 700 percent. Some people say 1400 percent. No one has ever seen such declines. They say it took George Washington almost 250 years to decline as much. Huge decline.
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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me when someone asks a simple question about where they can buy some nice shoes
Having a normal Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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ooo yes hope it happens today
Fingers crossed it happens today!!!
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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My lord, i hope all this shit was copied and distributed before we started telling them what they did wrong…
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Nothing is “decaying” as fast as Tr*mp. And that’s still not fast enough. Hurry up and rot.
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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To all those feeing sorry for Girlguiding this morning…they have the cash and could have fought a court case.

Their proclamations of care and concern, dignity and respect are meaningless drivel.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I wish Anton really was speechless #SCD
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"there is no Dance Off!"
*smash cut to Balvinder's joyful sobbing*
#scd #strictly
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
That was a tiny bit camp #SCD
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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H has morphed into a Jedward Elder. #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Are George’s mates the failed attempts, like that bit in Alien Resurrection? #scd #strictly
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So good. Hahaha #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Dr Weaver in the audience! #SCD
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Shirley being horny for any attractive male is really tiresome #SCD
October 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez
October 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Cisgender moment
How dare Kemi Badenoch say "given it's the Guardian"? We don't make things up! That's one of the most annoying things about us
October 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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😬
October 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Congratulations to Gary Barlow's son, I guess.
This is like one of those pics you used to see in the Guinness Book of Records.
October 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Wow. Robert Jenrick doubles down by branding a black journalist's questions "ridiculous" and saying that the problem is not his comments, but "journalists like you who pop up and try to knock me down", adding that "this is the reason why terrorist attacks happen". ~AA
October 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Aside from anything else, Robert Jenrick still owes the taxpayer £45m he helped his pornographer buddy avoid in tax.
October 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Jenrick could have visited Handsworth to listen to residents – he chose to pass through and make a judgement based on the colour of their skin. Instead of getting to know our nation of neighbours, he chose racism.

The Tories, Reform and Labour want to divide us.

The Greens say enough is enough.
October 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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this is the most humiliating elimination outfit since Richie Anderson's Primark meerkat onesie and bath mat bib, and it's all he deserves. #scd #strictly
October 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Bosh #SCD
October 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM