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other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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journalists today
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Elon Musk would have made a great WWII era Nazi. A backstabbing, amphetamine addicted moron and a fraudulent industrialist. He'd be the guy who gets locked out of the bunker and the red army would do cartoon violence to him
January 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion
January 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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You fools. He was throwing his heart out to the audience, that famous gesture that we all know and have long known,
January 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
December 19, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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me:

professor x: yes, i can read minds

me:

professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.

[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]

Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
November 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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losing a rap battle so bad i call my lawyer
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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Becoming relatively normatively attractive won't necessarily get you in a relationship. I've got more people than ever hitting on me, but I'm still too autistic to seal the deal, so my only response to any come-on will be "haha yeah."
November 25, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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I hate gaining wisdom through painful life experience, I miss being a big stupid dummy
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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evil chappell roan:

it's slime... it's ghoul...
November 24, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here
November 24, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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so we moved to bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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it is funny how it's always the right following the left around online. amused myself earlier imagining the opposite, a bunch of woke progressives furious about not being accepted on stormfront or such
November 23, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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If there was a white people tier list Ireland would probably be up there.

Not Irish Americans...

The actual Irish
November 23, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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i think chappell roan should be an even meaner lesbian in 2025
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM