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Rp2D2
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Wine lover, Event goddess, Disney fanatic, Texan in my soul, and College Football devotee. Trust me, I’m not worth a follow.

Canes & SMU - ACC powerhouses
The real reason for the season.
“So uhhh… you gonna finish that?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Accidentally poured half a gallon of boiling water on my leg and Im feeling a smidge of empathy for the McDonalds coffee lady
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This lives rent free in my head everytime I get asked to take a survey if you want to know what’s wrong with me.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAkO...
survey
YouTube video by Sara Hedgepeth
m.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Can I also ask that anyone that was a retail or manager - step up for your peeps!! When you see someone being a jerk you don’t need to be mean. Just say, “Hey we’ve all been there, right?” And if they are real jerks say “Can I call your mom and say you are acting like this” my go-to disarming sitch
I will personally bring bad tidings to anyone I find being a dick to a retail worker. I did it when I was a manager, I will do it now as a civilian.

Your therapy sessions are not their problem.
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Y’all. This is so much better than it has any right to be.

Found at Fresh Market in FL
@nemoran.bsky.social new chip for you to hunt down.
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh dear lord. Just started observing Pitt.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Okay CFB fans. What team does a coach MOST identify with?
1. Place they coached the longest?
2. Place they were most successful?
3. Place they also played?
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If this isn’t in the next @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I’m going to riot.
Oh, man. Now I'm imagining Alan Rickman delivering Hatin' Ass Spurrier lines
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Oh, man. Now I'm imagining Alan Rickman delivering Hatin' Ass Spurrier lines
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Fun fact, I learned that there is a distinguished wine scholar also named Steve Spurrier and I could not stop laughing about what the Ball Coach would have picked for wines. I’m sure at least one would be “Tears of my enemies - a high acid low tannin fruit bomb.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_...
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Do not ask for whom the superweapon charges

It charges for thee
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
As a Miami fan, I can confirm this statement.
Pitt Football isn’t about championships; it’s about making life worse for others who WANT championships.
Okay. I've come to peace that Pitt ain't making the acc title game. We're in full rooting for chaos mode.
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
At a charity auction and they are auctioning off a cocker spaniel and they said “this dog can hunt if you train it well” and friends I just about got whiplash.
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
PSA: for anyone who is a Circle K rewards member, gas is 40 cents off today!
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Dude steals from Medicare for the love of the game.
Rick Scott: "I don't need to make money off of government at all"
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The Miami Herald's Jordan McPherson and I are discussing what would need to happen for Miami to make the ACC title game.

It could theoretically rest on UNC vs. Duke.

Miami sports fans needing to root for a Bill Belichick team against Manny Diaz.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Watching serial killer documentaries as I plan my Europe Christmas market trip. Like a completely normal human being.
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I love wine in cocktails!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
His name is Captain and he knows everyone here. This man is truly fascinating.
Sitting at a sports bar next to a true sicko gambler who legit looks like the old man from Jurassic Park. Having the best time
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The fact this dumpster fire of a game is happening AT Kyle Field fills my spite driven heart so full
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sitting at a sports bar next to a true sicko gambler who legit looks like the old man from Jurassic Park. Having the best time
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh god a whole segment on McAfee taking off his shirt? Please no
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I found out who actually shops at those gaudy Vegas shops I always make fun of.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Honestly every conference should have a second line to dinner
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM