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Huckster and charlatan. Underachiever. Constructive critic.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · Jan 14

"With that hat and that beard I thought for a second you were an old person."

- My Six Year Old Nephew

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 4d

I have repeated your joke without quoting so it is now my joke.

rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 7d

My cat: Though we are enemies, I will share a secret with you.

My girlfriend's cat: What is your secret?

MC: You can just shit *near* the cat box. No need to actually get in there.

MGC: Fascinating! I will start doing this both here and at home!

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 12d

I don’t consider myself indecisive

I’ll die on this fence

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 13d

Lyft should replace "Priority Pickup" with "Will Actually Wait Longer than a Hummingbird Takes to Fart"

rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 13d

Welcome to Los Angeles! Would you like to order a Lyft you'll never make before you get off the plane?

Every time, Lyft. Every time.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 15d

Please know that if you have ever reposted me, I have imagined you naked, floating in space, a universe of stars glittering behind your frozen corpse. You are beautiful.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 16d

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 20d

For the Wilderpeople

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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 20d

It's not just the authoritarianism — it's how shameless, how *gleeful* this administration is about it

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 20d

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel

Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

www.yahoo.com

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 20d

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

theonion.com

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 20d

The volume of people who don't understand that this is obviously a joke--a funny joke, too--is profoundly depressing.

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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 20d

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 23d

America: where people mocking a dead Nazi podcaster suffer more consequences than a pedophile president

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24d

one day they're an adorable little puppy and then before you know it they have a favorite weezer album

A Pekingese in a sweatshirt, the fur on their head brushed over a pair of oversized glasses, sticks out its tongue.

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Jon Green @modestholdings.com · 25d

There's something I need all of you to understand, especially fellow electeds: what I have done cannot be exceptional. I ask you to consider your oath. Don't leave me out to hang.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 25d

Well said!

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25d

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25d

Everything that happened last night came back to Phillip all at once. He was now pretty sure he knew just exactly what he’d do for a Klondike Bar, and he really hoped there weren’t any pictures.

A polar bear lies on a snow bank, face in hand.

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25d

I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 25d

Said trans people were an abomination in the eyes of God. Among many, many other awful things. Get stuffed, Sally.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25d

Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25d

In a shocking on-air moment, a “Fox and Friends” co-host said homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should be killed

'Just Kill 'Em': Fox Host Makes Shocking Comment On Homeless People

"Fox and Friends" co-host Brian Kilmeade made a jaw-dropping remark while discussing homelessness and mental health.

www.huffpost.com

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 25d

In a sane world, Fox host Brian Kilmeade would be fired and shunned for his depraved comments that homeless people should be euthanized. That’s sick (and deeply ignorant), but sicker still is that it’s tolerated.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 25d

Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.

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