Aud
@runslikedeb.bsky.social
Few things in this life I would not do for a potato. Bookworm. Professional cat herder. She/her. Platinum subscriber to @skyboxcritics.bsky.social
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For our non Houston friends, these are LAWYERS 😂
When Pusch broke up with Nguyen and hooked up with Wynne, I was curious what would happen to the Brokeback Mountain billboard.
I’m not mad about this.
I’m not mad about this.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
For our non Houston friends, these are LAWYERS 😂
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
My ancestral trick is to wash or make plans to wash my car.
I have watered the garden, ensuring that the 35% chance of thunderstorms WILL OCCUR, thus watering the rest of the yard.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
July 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My ancestral trick is to wash or make plans to wash my car.
I'm not ready 😭
Bluesky, prepare yourself for hundreds of Minneapolis residents now sharing pictures of themselves in our wonderful, lovely parks. We have a LOT so, really, get ready.
Stephen Miller: "We have communities all across this nation that 20 years ago, before the era of open borders, were completely peaceful, completely stable. Look at a place like Minneapolis. Post mass migration they're unsafe, they're violent, you cannot use the public parks."
July 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm not ready 😭
I want to be clear that I have never sat my 5-year-old down to watch any episodes of @dropout.tv. What she picks up has come from listening to what we're watching after she's supposed to be in bed at night, for being around while we're watching clips on our phone...
July 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I want to be clear that I have never sat my 5-year-old down to watch any episodes of @dropout.tv. What she picks up has come from listening to what we're watching after she's supposed to be in bed at night, for being around while we're watching clips on our phone...
The only reason I had healthcare as a child was because of Medicaid.
My dad had a job.
The employer didn't provide health insurance.
My dad had a job.
The employer didn't provide health insurance.
Bessent on Medicaid cuts: "The able-bodied Americans are not vulnerable Americans ... people can get off Medicaid and get a job that has good healthcare benefits ... I don't think poor people are stupid. I think they have agency."
July 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The only reason I had healthcare as a child was because of Medicaid.
My dad had a job.
The employer didn't provide health insurance.
My dad had a job.
The employer didn't provide health insurance.
Made a mistake while writing on paper and my left hand made the motions for Ctrl+Z. 💀
Switching from reading on my Kindle to a physical book and tried to tap on a word to get the definition 🤦🏾♀️. #BlackBookSky #BookSky
June 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Made a mistake while writing on paper and my left hand made the motions for Ctrl+Z. 💀
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The only surprising part about this is it took him this long to think to blame dems
June 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The only surprising part about this is it took him this long to think to blame dems
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The Switch 2 has been absolutely incredible in letting me reinstall tons of games that have been in my Switch library for years and reminding me why I stopped playing some of them in the first place.
June 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Switch 2 has been absolutely incredible in letting me reinstall tons of games that have been in my Switch library for years and reminding me why I stopped playing some of them in the first place.
Can you spare a ser?
Anyone got some serotonin they can spare?
June 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Can you spare a ser?
This is an excellent point.
I’ll finish with this. The last time people outside New York City thought they understood the City’s Mayoral candidates better, it was when you all dubbed Rudy Giuliani “America’s Mayor.” Some of us tried to tell you….
June 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is an excellent point.
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Strange that this question is only being asked of the ladies... I only have one pro sports team that I love deeply. But in the end? We’re all just cheering for laundry.
June 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Strange that this question is only being asked of the ladies... I only have one pro sports team that I love deeply. But in the end? We’re all just cheering for laundry.
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In Hurricane Katrina, mainstream media were more worried people might take stuff rom WalMart than that grandmothers were dying on rooftops of buildings surrounded by contaminated floodwater.
People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse
June 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In Hurricane Katrina, mainstream media were more worried people might take stuff rom WalMart than that grandmothers were dying on rooftops of buildings surrounded by contaminated floodwater.
Good to know if nothing changes developmentally or growth/maturity wise with my 5 yo, they have a career path when they grow up.
Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday.
This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.
This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.
June 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Good to know if nothing changes developmentally or growth/maturity wise with my 5 yo, they have a career path when they grow up.
"Waaaaa waaaaa" sis boom bah
June 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Waaaaa waaaaa" sis boom bah
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Give this live update the National Book Award
June 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Give this live update the National Book Award
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No More Kings includes the one from that got-damn mobile game
June 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
No More Kings includes the one from that got-damn mobile game
Thank you to @brianbarnett.bsky.social for helping me get over my fear of spiders...13 years ago I would NEVER have watched a video of a spider, let alone hit "FOLLOW"
Side note: This DID lead to our child not being afraid of bugs and saying a roach was cute (🤢).
@jemsjumpers.bsky.social
Side note: This DID lead to our child not being afraid of bugs and saying a roach was cute (🤢).
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Day 13 of showing the internet that (jumping) spiders aren't scary!
Ember spotted the camera and stared like she was trying to understand its soul 😅📸
Jumping spiders are incredibly visual. And once she’s done investigating? She wants her uppies. Every time 💕 #jumpingspider #cute
Ember spotted the camera and stared like she was trying to understand its soul 😅📸
Jumping spiders are incredibly visual. And once she’s done investigating? She wants her uppies. Every time 💕 #jumpingspider #cute
June 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Thank you to @brianbarnett.bsky.social for helping me get over my fear of spiders...13 years ago I would NEVER have watched a video of a spider, let alone hit "FOLLOW"
Side note: This DID lead to our child not being afraid of bugs and saying a roach was cute (🤢).
@jemsjumpers.bsky.social
Side note: This DID lead to our child not being afraid of bugs and saying a roach was cute (🤢).
@jemsjumpers.bsky.social
Based on his track record, I wouldn't hold my breath on this, guys.
"The 4,000 California National Guard soldiers who President Donald Trump surged into Los Angeles remain unpaid due to delays in issuing official activation orders, leaving compensation and benefits in limbo."
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
Guard Soldiers Deployed in Trump's LA Crackdown Aren't Getting Paid Yet
According to more than a dozen Guardsmen across four units who spoke to Military.com, none has received formal activation orders, the critical paperwork that not only authorizes their duty status, but...
www.military.com
June 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Based on his track record, I wouldn't hold my breath on this, guys.
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Until and unless ChatGPT and other LLMs can tell you when they DON'T know something, they should never be used for anything to do with knowledge.
And they never will because that is not how they work. They do not know anything
And they never will because that is not how they work. They do not know anything
June 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Until and unless ChatGPT and other LLMs can tell you when they DON'T know something, they should never be used for anything to do with knowledge.
And they never will because that is not how they work. They do not know anything
And they never will because that is not how they work. They do not know anything
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.
April 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.